Miley Cyrus' Surprisingly Boring Howard Stern Interview, Ranked From 'Who Cares?' to 'Stop Talking'

Just four years ago, the "Malibu" singer stopping by "The Howard Stern Show" would have lent itself to three or four explosive headline options that no doubt would've needed some censoring. And while 2017 Miley still cursed like a sailor on Wednesday's "Stern," we've got to be honest: she's just not as entertaining as 2013 Miley.

Sure, she seems to be in a really happy, positive place right now. That's great for her, but boring for us.

TooFab undertook the daunting task of listening to Cyrus' surprisingly dull Stern interview and ranked the incredibly tame and recycled revelations from "Eh, Who Cares" to "Please Stop Talking and Bring Back the Old Miley."

Disney originally cast another girl to shoot the pilot of "Hannah Montana," but they ultimately ended up choosing Miley.

Miley got kicked out of school when she started showing her classmates how to French kiss.

Her real name is Destiny Hope, which dad Billy Ray Cyrus picked because it was her "destiny to bring hope to the world." The nickname "Miley" came about because Billy used to say, "She's smiling, she's 'miling, she's Miley."

She no longer smokes cigarettes and hasn't smoked weed in eight months. Why? "This record means so much to me and I want to be able to tell people what I feel about the record in a non-stoned way."

She lives with her fiancé, Liam Hemsworth, in the house she recorded "Malibu" in.

Miley trusts Liam even when the actor is cast alongside hot females; however, Miley said, "I keep my little spies."

Miley said twerking on Robin Thicke during their 2013 MTV VMA performance was the "best thing" that's ever happened to her. "That's when I realized my power," she said.

Of her infamous "Wrecking Ball" video, Miley said, "Swinging around naked in the middle of a bunch of rubble licking a sledge hammer -- that's forever. That's not going anywhere."

"Literally the only reason I'm not touring is because of those f-cking pigs," Miley said of her two pet pigs. "That's how much I love those pigs."

She wrote "Malibu" in her car while on her way to film for "The Voice."

When Stern asked Miley if it bothers her that some artists don't sing live, she said, "My priorities are different, I think, than these artists that go and push play or these artists that just want to get their picture taken somewhere. If someone just wants to listen to my music and listen to my lyrics, that's enough for me. I really don't care. Fame comes with being able to have your albums be heard. It really helps that I have this amazing platform and I have so many fans, but I would do it with the mask on and that no one would know it was me. I never care about that, or that attention or that fame. I cannot help but write songs."