Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are the best of besties -- and what do BFFs do if not spill on the craziest things they experienced while in prison for 5 months for lying about the sale of a stock?
When the rapper stopped by "Watch What Happens Live" Thursday night, an audience member asked him about the "best jail story" his "Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party" costar ever told him.
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View Story"She told me that when she went in there, they told her to put some newspapers on her [body] to protect herself from getting stabbed," Snoop explained. "And she was like, 'Why not use my magazines?'"
"That's a baller [move]!" host Andy Cohen said, adding that that's something only Martha Stewart or Oprah Winfrey could pull off.
The marijuana aficionado was also asked which celebrity has the best weed. After Andy said he was most excited to smoke up with Snoop and Willie Nelson, Snoop revealed, "When I actually smoked with Willie Nelson, he was the first person that made me quit. I had to tap out. I had to take a 20 second time out, like OK Willie, help!"
Snoop later played a game of "Hallelu-Gon' Check Me, Boo?" with Andy's other guest, Anna Faris. The Bravo Clubhouse choir sang famous "Real Housewives" lines, and it was up to Snoop and Anna to decipher which were real and which were fake.
Watch the hilarious video below.