"Bachelor" Colton Underwood has another girl dump him, a disastrous hometown visit and the final four are revealed, but nobody cares.
In one of the most bizarre developments in the history of "The Bachelor," the show was trending at number one and two on Twitter Monday night for something that didn't happen.
Blame it on the compellingly bizarre teasers for the show that began airing before it even began, but week by week, fans are getting more and more frustrated every time "Bachelor" Colton Underwood doesn't jump over that damned gate. They've only been waiting patiently all season long!
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View StoryMake that not so patiently, if the memes and tweets and ongoing frustration are any indication.
It's kind of hilarious that the most compelling moment of this week's new episode, which saw the third woman of the season dump Colton when Heather called it quits, was a moment that didn't happen.
The night also featured Tayshia throwing Caelynn and Cassie under the bus, saying they're already thinking about the next "Bachelorette" season, with Kirpa backing her play. Then Colton made it clear where he stands on the whole thing after talkig to Caelynn by handing her a rose, and later sending Kirpa out the door behind Heather.
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View StoryTayshia also got a rose earlier in the night, so that should make for a lot of tension among the girls. Enough to jump a fence? All in all, these are some pretty big developments, as well as revealing the final four of the season, including both Caelynn and Cassie. They're joined by Hannah G. (B. didn't survive the date) and Tayshia.
As much as Colton spent the episode freaking out about all the gossip and wondering who to trust, none of this pushed him to that fence-jumping edge, and his fans are getting so impatient waiting for him to reach that breaking point. At least "The Bachelor" keeps teasing that image over and over and over and over and over again, so get that anticipation to a fever pitch.
There's a win in it for the rest of us, though. The longer they drag this out, the funnier the memes and social media response to the lack of fence jumping. Check out some of the best of this week's frustration, with host Chris Harrison just egging them on:
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View StoryThis was one small step for Colton...one giant leap will be coming soon... #TheBachelor
@chrisbharrison
When hometowns are next week and Colton still hasn't hopped the fence #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/rDSWbUy48u
@laurendee7
I am:
@kellyholmin
⚪️ a man
⚪️ a woman
🔘 an upset Bachelor viewer
Looking for:
⚪️a man
⚪️a woman
🔘 The episode where Colton jumps the fence
#TheBachelor
another Monday, another episode of #TheBachelor where Colton doesn't jump the fence pic.twitter.com/a0ptcjtjHd
@gracemohs
Fooled again. I just want Colton's gut to tell him to jump the fence already. #TheBachelor
@DidColtonJump
Colton: *gets a little upset*
@kelleymcgrathx
Fence jumping stans: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/e7PTAGxci3
Plot twist Colton goes with his gut and marries the Fence #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/IFv2LR8phs
@taycorgimom
After you wait 2 hours for Colton to jump the fence and you have to wait another week. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/7snxPQ43vQ
@amandakokesh
When Colton doesn't jump the fence #TheBachelor @BachelorABC pic.twitter.com/iN6COcvNKw
@suitesquad
HOODWINKED, BAMBOOZLED, LED ASTRAY, RUN AMUCK, AND FLAT OUT DECEIVED!!! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/tDpmBWqtFZ
@BachPartyPod
#TheBachelor producers knowing we all thought this was going to be the fence episode pic.twitter.com/9jETK6YBCz
@illogicalaf
Me figuring out how Colton is gonna jump the fence tonight when they're in the middle of the woods. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/SRQ9fXTT9i
@jburks63
Me waiting for Colton to jump the fence #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/VHgYX0q1gH
@BrettSVergara
Who is the biggest liar?
@DrunkDolphinGal
(1) Cassie
(2) Caelynn
(3) The Bachelor producers that Colton can even jump a fence#TheBachelor
“You'Ll geT tO sEe whY I jUMp tHe fEnCe” pic.twitter.com/H85f9JefIZ
@justbeingnashty
COLTON: With all this drama - I don't know what I am going to do.
@harrison4bach
PRODUCERS: This will help.
#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/0MnJzMfmXY
Me calling @chrisbharrison to ask why we haven't seen a fence yet #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/JvIssysCqd
@FluffyMermaid13
After waiting to see the jumping the fence scene today and it not coming #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Mg25NOt7V8
@Kimakaze2
Me when I realized abc tricked me into thinking the fence jump would be tonight #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/6WMqBdlrPD
@lovelylittleawg
Me waiting for the fence jump scene. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/YsRFKxjJca
@ellaquinn78
Me calculating how many episodes are left and how many chances he has to jump the fence #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/kdULLil7jv
@teabakhan
raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by teaser shots of the fence jump only to be let down every episode #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/OVsqNciswd
@kaylareininger
And he didn't jump the fence for another week #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/aDb9kg03g4
@Snowddddyyyyy
Here is what we wanted but did not get. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/67zhafCvY9
@abhuston
Every Bachelor fan realizing it's not time quite yet #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/B7KyPYK7Ku
@ZacharyTSteele
Technically... every episode I jump the fence. #TheBachelor https://t.co/yRXA5EkmNk
@colton
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