Farrell revealed in the vid he did indeed once audition for legendary Irish boy-band Boyzone.
"Yes I did audition for Boyzone and I was tone deaf, I sang Careless Whisper twice in a room full of producers," he revealed. "I think they asked me to sing it the second time because I was so tone deaf the first time and they couldn't actually believe I had the balls to stand in front of them and sing."
"It was a boy-band and look, two of the members had dead mics and I couldn't even be one of them, so that's how bad I was."
The Irishman also revealed he was having all his tattoos laser removed to get an extra hour in bed because he doesn't have to get spray-painted in make-up for movies; DeVito advised actors should get tattooed only on their ass for this very reason, "unless you're me, then it's different because I like to show my ass."
Other revelations included the fact that Colin Farrell and Will Ferrell are brothers: "Yes we just swapped out an E for and A so as to throw people off the scent."
The mood of the self-interview quickly changed when Colin was asked if he was British, prompting a sole: "Jaysis".
Even Danny knew you don't ask that one. "Oh my God, that's like a low blow baby," he exclaimed before slipping into an awful Irish accent: "Can you be listenin' to his accent and tell me for cryin' out loud now — that's all we had to do, spent three months listening to that — and you don't know that he's not a Brit?"
Colin did admit a genealogy test revealed he was "only 98.7%" Irish; he took far more offense at the shoddy grammar Google-users employ when typing questions.