We expect nothing less.
Cardi B's not about to let an Instagram troll defame her relationship with her husband and baby daddy.
Although Offset's track record with being faithful to the Bronx rapper has been a bit spotty in the past, Cardi wants her fans to know things are going better than ever.
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View StoryIn a since-deleted Instagram post, Cardi shared a closeup photo of the Migos rapper and captioned the shot, "Lick you the f--k up. Ugh, I miss you." When a fan suggested he was "currently getting licked the f--k up" by other women, Cardi clapped back, "Naaaaah, I was just on FaceTime with him playing with my p---y."
We're glad she cleared that up.
Although it feels like these two have been together for decades, their relationship actually began in early 2017. It's since brought cheating scandals, a secret marriage and Baby Kulture Kiari Cephus.
After months of swerving speculation, Offset bought Cardi a $60,000 chain in the shape of a Cardi B-esque hand with red nails, rings and a red bandanna, seemingly confirming their romance. In October, for Cardi's birthday, he posted an intimate video of the two of them with the caption, "Happy birthday! You are amazing. You are amazing to me. You got it out da mudd. No help, nobody was believing at first, but that made you go harder. You not weak, you take care of your whole family and me. I love you."
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View StoryA few days later, however, she shared cryptic messages on both Twitter and Instagram that many interpreted to mean she was single. But shortly after, Cardi cleared the air by saying Offset had been "gifted to me from Jesus."
By the end of October, the two were engaged. During a sold-out performance for Power 99's Powerhouse in Philadelphia, Offset got down on one knee to pop the question to his main squeeze with a $500,000 teardrop-shaped rock. Two months later, she wrapped up her career-launching year with the release of her single, "Bartier Cardi," making sure to reference her new fiancé: "Cardi put the p---y on Offset / Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset."
Days after that, an alleged video surfaced of what appeared to be Offset with another woman -- naked -- in a hotel.
When inquiring minds started to press her about the status of her relationship, Cardi tweeted, "Why is it a problem that I want to take my time with a decision on my relationship? Why do I have to explain myself? I don't ask ya why you still with that man that lives with his mom that don't pay your bills. Since when you guys had perfect relationships?"
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View StoryThe following month, Offset got a Cardi B tattoo on his neck. The two were seemingly back on.
But in March, she released her highly anticipated "Invasion of Privacy" album, which contained the cryptic song, "Be Careful With Me." Many fans believed Cardi was sending her boo a message with the lyrics, "Be careful with me / Do you know what you doin'? / Whose feelings that you hurtin' and bruisin'? / You gon' gain the whole world / But is it worth the girl that you're losin'?
In April 2018, after months of denying pregnancy rumors, Cardi announced on the "Saturday Night Live" stage that she was, indeed, pregnant with Offset's baby.
Later that month, infidelity rumors began circulating once again, so a very-pregnant Cardi attended the Met Gala separately from Offset.
Fast-forward to June: Cardi reveals on Twitter she and Offset secretly gotten married in September 2017. In July, she gave birth to Baby Kulture. But by October, she was addressing cheating rumors again.
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View Story"When I got married with my dude, we still had a lot of doubts because our relationship is not like everybody's," she told W at the time. "He was always traveling, and I was always traveling. We're artists. So I used to see him like twice a week, and you know, he's known for having different women, and I'm known for like not taking shit from guys. But we really loved each other, and we was scared to lose each other."
In December, Cardi publicly dropped the D-word (divorce), prompting Offset to publicly apologize for "hurting" his wife and daughter.
Today, the two are together, and by the sounds of Cardi's Instagram post, they're enjoying each other quite thoroughly.
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