The "Vanderpump Rules" star also takes one helluva jab at her former best friend.
And evidently, neither did Andy Cohen!
Following Tuesday's new episode of "Pump Rules," Kristen stopped by "Watch What Happens Live" to give the Bravo boss and her fans a couple updates about where she stood with both her former best friend and Brian Carter, her on-off boyfriend who's been called a freeloader by Kristen's friends since last season.
"Stassi and I exchange pleasantries. We text not very often, just kind of congratulating each other on whatever we have going on," Kristen explained, before dropping a bombshell about Stassi's upcoming wedding to Beau Clark. "She's made it clear that she'll figure out if she wants to invite me or not as the year moves on, so we'll see. Yeah, it's weird. I introduced her to Beau, so it's like a little weird."
An open-mouthed Andy was genuinely shocked. "Wow," he let out. "I'll be interested to see how that went so south." Kristen simply said, "Same."
TooFab has contacted Stassi seeking comment on Kristen's claims.
Doute didn't miss the chance to later take a not-so-subtle jab at Schroeder when a caller asked about the fate of their Witches of WeHo wine line with Katie Maloney, given the trio's current standing.
Smiling, Kristen confirmed the wine was "still available" and that "Katie and I are working very hard on it."
After Andy asked the audience and viewers at home if they felt Kristen should leave Carter for good (almost 100 percent voted yes), he noted, "It seems like a constant refrain among the others is that you are his sugar mama. How do you respond to that, that you're paying his bills?"
"Was. Was," Kristen said proudly, so Andy rephrased: "Were you his sugar mama?"
"Ummm, I was helping him out a lot when we were together," she admitted, noting that they are "definitely not together" now. In fact, Ms. Doute is "single and ready to mingle!"
A caller then asked Kristen about Carter's BMW -- which Jax Taylor claimed on Tuesday's "Pump Rules" was a two-door that Kristen actually bought for him -- and asked if Carter had found a job yet. Not that he was necessarily looking, but Jax was adamant he apply to be an Uber or Lyft driver because they're "always hiring."
Rolling her eyes, Kristen replied to the caller, "Oh, Lord. Bless Jax's heart. So Jax was right about a lot of things this episode, but Carter doesn't have a two-seater. Everything Jax said about Carter's car was... I don't pay for it. I had never paid for Carter's car, so it was all just BS."
Kristen announced that he does still have the car, that he does have a job and that he doesn't live with her. "He's a photographer," she stated. "And he's a photographer's assistant."
Regarding Jax's not-so-peppy pep talk he gave Carter (during which he disinvited him from the group trip to Miami), Kristen said she was actually touched. During said conversation, Jax begged Carter to leave Kristen alone for at least a month, noting she was in too vulnerable a position to do the deed herself. When Carter told Jax he reminded Kristen she would have no one once he was gone, Jax reprimanded him for the guilt trip and later called him manipulative.
"When I watched that scene, I was like, 'Oh, my God. Jax. Jax! You have my back and you're right and I'm confused. Like, wow,'" Doute gushed.
"Vanderpump Rules" airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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