"It also could be a cat."
This project could only have worked with Nicolas Cage, and Nicolas Cage alone.
The Wicker Man legend demonstrates his artistry with a paintbrush and with the English language in the new trailer for Netflix's upcoming series "Nicolas Cage's History of Swear Words."
"It is a thing of great wonder and mystery, quivering with complexity, strength and resilience," he describes the unseen masterpiece as he fervently paints. "However; also buried within, a delicate femininity, and dare I say -- naughtiness."
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View Story"Look one way and you see a gentle feline innocence; look another way and... oh my," he sweats, clearing his throat.
The subject matter, he boasts, has the power to steer our souls and intoxicate our minds; men have died for it, while women "have moved in with each other way too soon for it".
"To fully understand its essence we must PLUNGE -- unafraid -- deep within its enchanted garden," he announces.
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View StoryApproaching climax in trademark Cage fashion, he dares the audience to feast their very eyes on the house of life and death, the temple of sensuality, and a term "for that kid too afraid to play dodgeball in class -- BEHOLD!"
The word? "It also could be a cat," he adds.
According to the blurb, the series will teach the history of something so potent, so crucial, so vital to our culture -- in other words, The f--king sh-t we live for.
"History of Swear Words with Nicolas Cage is coming to Netflix January 5, motherf--kers," the streamer announced.