"239? They should have had him put his other foot on the scale," Andy Richter tweets.
Donald Trump's physical results were announced on Tuesday and Twitter is having a field day.
According to doctor Ronny Jackson, Trump is reportedly 6'3" and weighed in at 239 lbs. Jackson also said he believes the president is mentally fit, but could stand to lose 10-15 pounds.
"All clinical data indicates that the President is very healthy and he will remain so for the duration of this presidency," he added.
While he got a mostly clean bill of health from the good doctor, Twitter had a hard time digesting some of the results. Many -- including Andy Richter -- found themselves in complete disbelief when it came to his weight. Others took Trump to task for his use of the hair loss treatment Propecia. See the most savage reactions below:
Trump's medical exam says he's 6'3" and 239 pounds. Albert Pujols is 6'3" and 240 pounds. If the dementia tests are equally accurate, we are doomed. pic.twitter.com/fn0u1xzzjI— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 17, 2018
The face of someone who has seen Trump naked. pic.twitter.com/ElYdtPVp4B— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) January 16, 2018
239? They should have had him put his other foot on the scale— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 16, 2018
Rare footage of Trump's physical exam pic.twitter.com/NUhzC3Iknq— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) January 16, 2018
When Dr. Ronny Jackson said that Trump was only 239 lbs pic.twitter.com/v5TNXw3b3d— Tara A N G E L 🗝☮⚛ (@TaraAngel94) January 16, 2018
When Dr. Ronny Jackson said Trump was only 239lbs... pic.twitter.com/n3YiViSbST— D.T. (@Darlene26811165) January 16, 2018
Jay Cutler is 6'3" and 233. Donald Trump is 6'3" and 239. What a difference six pounds makes! pic.twitter.com/ECiWtPVtwn— Ronald Reagan’s Spinning Corpse (@SpinningRonnie) January 16, 2018
Donald Trump taking the Montreal Cognitive Assessment:— Dan Hetteix (@danhetx) January 16, 2018
Doctor: What are these three animals?
Trump: A lion, a rhinoceros, and a camel.
Doctor: Good! Three points...
Trump: Do I get extra points if I say they come from shithole countries? pic.twitter.com/WjKREZ6x8Z
Dr. Ronny Jackson said trump is 239 pounds? pic.twitter.com/TWvvhfubZk— Jalen Reeves (@JalenReeves_10) January 16, 2018
A picture of a 6’3” man standing next to a 6’1” man and their wives. pic.twitter.com/VmnLjHfvMq— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 17, 2018
From a friend:— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 16, 2018
"Dat booty weighs 239 pounds."
This guy said that if Trump didn't eat McDonald's and fast food, he could live until he was 200, so a heartfelt thank you to McDonald's and fast food.— umtvvitter (@umtvvitter) January 16, 2018
I know 239 lbs sounds like a low weight for Trump but keep in mind that he has no penis or brain and his hands are the size & weight of baby hands.— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) January 16, 2018
OMG #propecia just got a huge ad during this presidential briefing. Not a good one if that’s the way it makes your hair look.— Michael Bellavia (@mrbellavia) January 16, 2018
So basically and of course, according to the White House physician, trump is basically in the best most excellent physical health in the history of the Universe. His abs must be covered in fur.— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) January 16, 2018
Trump: So I'm healthy and my brain works good— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) January 16, 2018
Dr. Randy Jackson: That's gotta be a no from me dog
Ok Trump has lied a lot, but 75 inches? That's not even possible.— NickroBBB2Dope, #1 fan of Blue the Raptor (@Nickrob) January 16, 2018
So, in Sarah Huckabee Sanders' Propaganda Show today, "Dr." Ronny Jackson basically said that the disgusting slob we are so unfortunate to see on TV is in the same physical health as President Obama, if not better. Better than everyone. This truly sounds like a Dictatorship.— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) January 16, 2018
Trump requested cognitive tests during his physical. Results were normal. So there's no medical reason for his profound stupidity.— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 16, 2018
Let's check in on that physical pic.twitter.com/lFJ0Ny2dgj— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 16, 2018
Trump vs the results of his physical pic.twitter.com/HqT3ufCTzr— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 16, 2018
I didn't know you need to take Propecia to avoid hair loss on an awful orange wig.— Viva La Resistance (@TrumpsBrain) January 16, 2018
According to the results of his physical, Trump is apparently the exact same height and weight as Miami Dolphins linebacker Kiko Alonso. pic.twitter.com/O5z65HiKCk— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) January 16, 2018