Wait. So David Hasselhoff hasn't been living in a lifeguard tower in Malibu all these years? We feel so betrayed!
The Hoff just scored a buyer for his 5-bedroom, 5.5-bathroom Encino abode, which he listed for a cool $3.795 million back in November.
The new owner of the Hasselhouse will enjoy 8,947 square feet of a Southern Colonial-home, with cathedral-vaulted ceilings, an elevator, fancy marble foyer, library, gym, and lots and lots of windows.
The 1.5-acre Valley property also boasts expansive lawns, two guest houses, a tennis court with viewing pavilion, spa, and of course, a swimming pool (with slide!). How else would the Hoff keep in shape for those red swimtrunks?
Click "Launch Gallery" above to see more shots of the former Hasselhouse!