The biggest lesson Bill Maher learned from Donald Trump’s tweets: “You can never be too rich to be white trash.”

“There's so many important things going on, but never mind all that,” Maher said to open up his monologue. “‘Morning Joe’ is in a Twitter feud with the Real Housewife of Pennsylvania Avenue, so let’s get right to that.”

The “Real Time” host used his show to address the president's controversial “face-lift” tweets directed at “Morning Joe” host Mika Brzezinski’s appearance, while offering POTUS some advice.

“If you’re gonna go after a woman’s appearance, first make sure you’re not a fat old man with orange face paint pretending to be a blonde at the age of 71,” He said. “Who’s a blonde at 71?”

He then began mimicking Trump’s voice, “'Mika Brzezinski, you do crazy things to delay aging,’ says the man who glues dryer lint to his head. Donnie, you’re so unattractive Melania won’t even touch your hand.”

But the late night host didn’t think Trump was the only person who should get advice; he also offered a tip to Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, or “whoever’s doing the babysitting,” to get Trump a toy phone.

“This way he can tweet all night long and nobody will really see it, and plus it’s rated for 18 months and up, which means there are no small parts he can choke on.”

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