Ten minutes into the episode, Bethenny Frankel was naked and crying when she and Ramona Singer seemingly squashed their beef while drunk in the pool of their gorgeous villa in Mexico where the ladies have been vacationing. Sonja Morgan -- the most trashed of the group -- also got naked, only to be mistakenly dressed in Bethenny's bathing suit by a mortified Dorinda Medley. Sonja then went from trying to get Luann D'Agostino to have sex with her to trying to get Bethenny to have sex with her.
Again, this all happened in a matter of 10 minutes.
The ladies then attempted to gather for dinner, but that was a complete mess too.
As usual, Bethenny arrived first and sat waiting. "I thought that my lesbian interlude with Sonja was precluding me from going to dinner on time," she said to Bravo cams. Fed up with sitting around solo, Bethenny stormed Dorinda's room, asking "How am I the first one to dinner every time? It's like maddening!"
Dorinda calmly responded, "You say I'm not on time, but it's vacation time."
But Dorinda's calmness quickly escalated and she and Bethenny were at each other's throats by the time they got to the dinner table. Dorinda even accidentally stabbed herself in the hand with a steak knife.
"You think you're special 'cause we went to Skinnygirl today?" Dorinda fired at Bethenny. "You're mean. You're a mean bitch."
"I keep getting into fights with these wasted blondes," Bethenny said after Dorinda stormed off. "It's like, 'Oh, you have all this resentment towards me about my success, so I get it now.' And it's ruining everything because I don't wanna know that this is what these people really feel about me. It's hurtful."
The next morning, tensions were still high, but after a tearful heart-to-heart between Bethenny and Dorinda, the "emotional hangover" was over. Bethenny vented about the guilt she feels over her brand's success, and Dorinda apologized for reacting to what she felt was an attack, admitting it's something she's had to work on.
"We did it right," Dorinda said at the ladies' last dinner before jetting back to New York. "We laughed, we cried, nobody ended up in jail."
"The Real Housewives of New York" Season 9 finale airs Aug. 9 on Bravo.