As more details emerged about Donald Trump's alleged tryst with porn star Stormy Daniels, it became too much for Stephen Colbert to handle on Wednesday night, while Jimmy Kimmel promised an exclusive look at their time together.
The "Late Show" host had a copy of the InTouch magazine in which Daniels talked about the encounter, but it was one detail that proved too much for him.
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View Story"Brace yourself, folks, because Stormy said Trump also paid her his highest compliment for a lover," Colbert said, before reading Daniels' words: "He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful, smart, just like his daughter."
At this, all Colbert could do was breathe deeply into a bag to keep his lunch down. Finally, he was able to ask, "Quick question: Can child-protection services take custody of an adult woman?"
The article doesn't specify which daughter Trump was referring to, but it's not really necessary. Trump has faced suggestions for years that he has an uncomfortable fascination with daughter Ivanka. Also, it's still not entirely clear if he's aware Tiffany exists.
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View StoryKimmel took things a step further, purporting to have obtained a copy of a porn video Trump shot with Daniels. Cleverly titled "Hoe in One," the faux porno also featured the other forgotten Trump child, as Donald pushed Eric into a closet so he could make Daniels uncomfortable for our entertainment.
James Corden didn't focus on the Stormy Daniels story in his monologue, but the "Late Late Show" host still managed to sneak in a few asides related to it. While talking about Trump's #FakeNews Awards handed out late Wednesday afternoon, Corden said, "He even gave an award to Stormy Daniels, the porn star who spent an evening with him. She took home the award for fakest orgasm."
He also poked fun at Trump's physical, saying, "The last time anyone examined Trump that closely, he paid her $130,000 just to keep quiet." Trump allegedly paid Daniels that sum to keep quiet about their time together. InTouch says their interview was conducted in 2011, before Daniels signed that agreement.