See how ball gags, role playing, Amy Schumer and David Harbour fit into the equation.
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's mentions turned into an orgy of the couple's celebrity friends after they took to social media to shut down a wild story Star planned to run about their sex life.
After the tabloid reached out for comment on a salacious tip, the duo and their pals trolled the publication, hard.
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View StoryShepard first shared a screen shot of the e-mail asking for Bell's comment on social media, forwarded to them from her publicist.
"Star is working on a story in which a source says that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have discussed having a threesome and toyed with other kinky things, like S&M and role playing," the message read. "Sources say that Kristen believes this is insurance against marital meltdown. If you wish to comment on this story, please reply by 12:00pm EST Thursday, 10/11."
Instead of commenting privately, Dax instead did it on Instagram.
"The only offensive thing about this bullshit story is that @kristenanniebell isn't doing all this kinkiness out of horniness, but rather a desperate attempt to save her marriage," he wrote. "I think we all know Bell is a lot more gangster than that. I'll now give you until 4PM to comment, Star."
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View StoryOn her own page, Bell posted, "I'd love to comment, but its hard to talk with this ball gag in!"
Both of their posts were met by LOLs from some of their famous friends, as Sophia Bush, David Harbour, Amy Schumer, Jessica Capshaw and Kevin Zegers all chimed in.
"So I guess our calendar date for the podcast is just for, like, an actual podcast? K. Cool. All good. Allll good! Still excited about it," wrote Bush.
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View Story"Can we role play that I'm the publicist that sent this and you guys come to my house really mad but then we wind up in a threesome?" wrote Harbour. "Dialogue is up for grabs, just a general structure. We probably need a third act too where we go on an adventure to solve climate change together to make it really sing for me, but it's a start."
"I thought I was special to you guys," added Amy Schumer. To that, Shepard responded, "You absolutely are, and what us 3 did was far more spiritual than physical, despite it being so physical."
Zegers asked "Should I untie myself and go home?" while Capshaw called Bell "a scholar and a poet" for her response.