The five-time Super Bowl champion -- and his teammates -- tell all on "The Late Show."
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's got some strange aspirations for when his football days are behind him.
During a segment on Thursday's "Late Show" called "Just One Question for the Super Bowl Players," host Stephen Colbert gave his staff the chance to ask just one question to the athletes from both the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams competing in Sunday's Super Bowl.
Brady -- who's led his team to five Super Bowl wins -- was asked, "Do you have any plans for your life after football?"
"Yeah. After football, I'm gonna play baseball," the 41-year-old replied. "And after baseball, I'm gonna play Hamlet."
Brady then whipped out a skull and his best theatrical British accent to quote Shakespeare. It was -- well -- you can decide that for yourself.
See how the rest of the players answered their one question (a few got two of 'em) below.
What was your first thought when you found out you were going to the Super Bowl?
Johnny Hekker, Rams: "My first thought was, 'I hope we get a lot of tickets because we have a big family.'"
If you win the Super Bowl, are you going to Disneyland?
John Johnson III, Rams: "Nah, man. I'm banned for life 'cause I got too excited on the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ride. I tried to fight the skeletons 'cause they wasn't 'bout to do my boy, Jack Sparrow, like that."
Who's gonna win 'The Bachelor' this year?
John: "Look, Hannah G. is doing way better than Hannah B. I mean, she got the first impression rose, so she's sitting pretty. But Colton didn't take her on any dates last week. Plus, there's always Cassie, so I say it's anyone's game."
Do you have any nicknames for your coach?
Trey Flowers, Patriots: "Sure, we call him Coach."
Are you worried some women will only love you because you're a famous muscular athlete?
Trey: "It's fine with me!"
How much can you bench?
Julian Edelman, Patriots: "You mean lifting weights or feeding birds? Because you sit on a park bench, and I can feed birds all day without getting tired. They're like nature's friends."
Do you ever get sick of people asking you to take selfies with them?
Ndamukong Suh, Rams: "Not really. It's actually a nice way to..." takes selfie with staff member
How do you decide the numbers on your jerseys?
Ndamuong: "That's simple -- it's based on the number of cupcakes I can eat under a minute." (His number is 93.)
Would you like to be in the Hall of Fame?
Dante Fowler, Rams: "Yes, but not for football. For polka!" whips out an accordion
Are there any product endorsements you had to turn down?
Rob Gronkowski, Patriots: "Just one -- Endicott's Puppy Meth. You know, when you wanna give meth to your puppy."
What is the hardest part of your job?
Jason McCourty, Patriots: "Trying to figure out which end of the football is the front and which end is the back. I mean, look at this thing!"
Devin McCourty, Patriots: "This is the front."
Jason: "What makes that the front?"
Devin: "Because this is the back."
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