Calling it Trump's "second and final" address, Kimmel said Trump "spoke for so long, Robert Mueller handed down another 5 indictments." Of its run time, Colbert added, "This was not a particularly great speech. But what it lacked in quality it made up in length. This speech was like watching paint lie."
"Trump ended up giving an hour long televised speech on Chinese New Year, which is a perfect way to kick off the Year of the Pig," Corden also cracked at the top of his show.
Addressing the president's obsession with the border wall, Kimmel joked, "Trump talked more about fighting aliens tonight than Sigourney Weaver." Meyers also addressed the subject, saying Trump should actually be "happy" nobody built a wall before him -- "What would people shout at your rallies, 'Maintain the previously erected wall?'"
"The real theme of his speech was that we're all gonna die, Mexican style," joked Noah over on Comedy Central. "Seriously, this part of the speech was so scary he should have just been doing it with a flashlight under his chin."
Of Trump saying the US economy is the "hottest" in the world, Colbert referenced one of Donald's infamous comments about daughter Ivanka. "It is so hot, if it wasn't my economy, perhaps I'd be dating it," he joked, imitating Trump's voice.
Meyers also pointed out Trump celebrating all the women in Congress -- many of them Democrats who were voted into office during midterm elections. "I love that Trump was taking credit for that," said Meyers. "'The only reason you got elected was because everyone hates me!'"