When a caller asked the "Vanderpump Rules" star if she felt bad for James Kennedy when he opened up about financially supporting his mom, Kristen barely took a breath before letting out, "Absolutely not."
"I'll say that I felt bad for him when I see what a terrorist his mother is, but we all support our families," she said. "So I don't feel bad for him."
"Can you be clearer?" Andy joked. But the answer was yes -- she could be, and she sure as hell was.
Another fan asked Kristen how she felt about James' mom calling her a "single white female" who "abuses her son" on social media.
"I think James' mom should stay off social media," Kristen replied. "Some people should stay off social media, and as much as I don't want to defend James at all, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. It's the only time I feel this much bad for him."
When Andy polled the audience and asked them if they thought Kristen was still in love with James, a whopping 50 percent said yes.
"Are you surprised that many people think you might still be in love with him?" Andy asked.
"I am completely shocked because James was a rebound, not a relationship," Kristen replied.
On Monday's shocking episode of "Vanderpump Rules," Stassi Schroeder blurted out some information about Kristen's relationship with Brian Carter that she immediately regretted saying. According to Stassi, "He does not give a f--k. He doesn't pay for anything, he doesn't pay rent, he doesn't do anything. He literally does nothing! Nothing."
"Everybody knows it! Everyone knows it, but no one says it," Stassi added. "This is what [Kristen's] so upset about. Because you know what? It would be one thing if she was paying for everything, and he was nice to her. If he wanted to go to f--king therapy when she asked him to go to couples therapy then that would be different, but he doesn't wanna do any of it."
Naturally, an inquiring mind on Monday's "WWHL" asked the former SURver about the current status of her relationship with Carter, adding, "I saw Carter posted today on social media but not on your birthday," which was Monday.
"Okay, you know what? Honestly, I bleed out for the show. Like, I show every single second of everything, and so for this, I'm just gonna have to say we're working on -- we're figuring it out," Kristen replied, slightly tripping over her words. "It's really -- especially if you wanna talk about what's happening today with the show airing and what's been going on in our relationship for the past year or more. We're figuring it out, so we'll let y'all know when we get to that place."
Andy let out an, "Okaaaaay, doesn't sound promising."
Check out the videos above to see the heartfelt birthday montage Andy and the "Vanderpump" gang made for Kristen. Even Lisa got in on the love fest!
"Vanderpump Rules" airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.