Let's just say he's still not over Cassie dumping him last week.
"The Bachelor" has a strict structure that it has followed for 22 seasons, but in one night, Colton Underwood just threw that all out the window. And you thought the fence-jumping moment was wild!
After Cassie broke his heart last week, Colton bolted from the compound, vaulting over a fence like an Olympic athlete and disappeared into the night. If this was fake reality, it was very compelling fake reality, but all signs point to Chris Harrison really kind of freaking out that his "Bachelor" had hightailed it into the Portugal wilderness.
Why Colton Underwood Finally Jumped the Fence on 'The Bachelor'
View StoryApparently, Colton had basically already made up his mind who he was in love with. He was playing along for the sake of the show, but he'd so given his heart to Cassie that when she dumped him abruptly he just couldn't take it anymore.
When producers finally tracked him down, Colton was ready to quit the show. Instead, because Harrison and company know good drama when they see it, Colton decided to stick around and just throw the show out. What started as a typical season of "The Bachelor" ended (so far) with Colton dumping both of the remaining finalists, leaving him without a single girl still competing.
He then decided to follow his heart, despite what Cassie told him hers was saying, and track her down. The episode ended with Colton knocking on her door. So at this point, we are fully off the ranch as far as "The Bachelor" goes. The competition is effectively over and no one won.
As executive producer Rob Mills told Variety, had Colton opted not to return to the show after jumping the fence, that would have been it.
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View Story"Look, we can't force him to finish the show," he said. "That would have been the end of the show. I'm sure at some point he would have sat down for “After The Final Rose,” but that would have been the end of the season.
It remains to be seen what happens after Tuesday night's wild finale, but it's safe to say that Cassie breaking Colton's heart broke this season to its core. Hannah G. and Taysia were floored to find out they went from the final two to kicked to the curb in an instant, with Hannah G. firing back that he was doing to her what Cassie did to him. Slay, girl! America stans their next "Bachelorette."
So where does it go from here?
Fans on social media were quick to pile on Colton for not getting the not-at-all-subtle message that Cassie wasn't ready for marriage. And here at the end of the season, he still refuses to accept that. Or maybe now that they're beyond the scope of the show, he'd be happy to just kindle a normal relationship with her. At the same time, she already said no, so what is he doing?
Check out some of the funniest reactions to the wildest twist in "Bachelor" history below.
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View StoryKaty: “Some people here aren't ready to get married”
@Veronic91764722
Kirpa: “It's Cassie”
Tayshia: “It's Cassie”
Chris Harrison: “Its Cassie”
Cassie: “It's me”
Colton: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/DS3QDTGUEf
Katie: Cassie isn't ready for an engagement
@emilyagustafson
Tayshia: Cassie isn't here for an engagement
Kirpa: Cassie isn't ready for marriage
Cassie: I am not ready for an engagement
Colton:#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/hXejQ1ECVF
Cassie when Colton shows up at her door on tomorrow's episode & tells her he quit the show for her #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/5QBzTJdnsy
@HastyB5
Hannah: “What Cassie did to you is what you did to me.” #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/PSB5XyQWYu
@shippin_duke
Chris Harrison talking to Colton like #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Mf0UMqYten
@bachelorbitchh
Chris: she's not that into you
@BachelorInterns
Colton:
#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/gXSAZ1SjNY
Colton: I want to find love
@andrea_taylor1
Also Colton: #TheBachelor #BachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/ChTTxjqTEE
10 of the 30 contestants: Cassie isn't ready
@Lex_a_Tron
Cassie: I don't know if I can get there
Colton: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/0TvwNKe0iK
If Cassie comes out with Colton tomorrow & they are a couple.. I'm gonna be thoroughly confused. #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/SWwDw0A48q
@ravengates
Cassie: “Colton wants a life and a family, and I'm not ready for that.”
@diggymoreland
Umm Cassie…what show did you think you were going on, The Price is Right???#thebachelor
Colton, it's not called “fighting for a relationship” when you're the only one who wants to be in it. That's called stalking. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale pic.twitter.com/IuSZmJIJlb
@Tiffany_11309
cassie opening the door and seeing colton #TheBachelor
@aletseatipul
pic.twitter.com/3TDRZwmydv
bachelor producers trying to make enough content to do both 2 hour finales after colton broke up with every girl #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/4q6u5StIrx
@ericamackenz
Hannah: you did to me Cassie did to you
@acpena3
Colton: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/U3yLR7Q9Cw
hannah g: dear diary colton is the man i love and i am going to marry him
@basic_jew
colton: actually
#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Y1v58mNJp7
Cassie, walking around her apartment in full makeup and heels, pretending to be surprised when Colton knocks on the door #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/NWqoSpgaW4
@Jennykay5real
#TheBachelorFinale cassie: im not ready
@pianomandjh
cassies dad: shes not ready
literally every other girl in the house: there are people here who are not ready
colton: pic.twitter.com/UTzVPyNKtp
Cassie: I'm just not ready *leaves*
@amynwetch
Colton: I think I'm pretty good at reading people, I think she loves me. I'm going after her.
America: #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/7PwdtISKvX
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