The comedian says his mom "hasn't been with anybody" since his dad died on 9/11.
Pete Davidson wants his widowed mom to enjoy herself, and he's willing to go to whatever lengths necessary to make that happen.
But given the 25-year-old's profession, we assume he's joking.
During a NSFW appearance on Tan France's show, "Dressing Funny," the "Saturday Night Live" star got more than candid about his mom-turned-roommate's sex life, saying she "hasn't been with anybody" since his dad -- who served as a New York City firefighter -- died in the line of duty on September 11, 2001.
"Does your mom date?" the "Queer Eye" star asked the comedian on Thursday's episode of the Netflix series.
"I'm trying to get her to," Pete replied, munching on a fat burger.
"How do you feel when your mom dates?" Tan asked.
"I don't care. She needs to -- someone should slam her," Pete replied matter-of-factly, eliciting a gasp from Tan. Taking another massive bite of his burger, he added, "Seriously! She's been like not with anybody since like my dad died. Someone needs to get up in there and get that lady off my back."
France was dying. "She might see this, Pete!" he warned.
"I don't care," Davidson fired back, mouth full of food. "I mean, at this point, I might f--k her!"
After Tan collected himself, he asked the comedian if he'd speak up if his mom were to bring home a guy he didn't like.
"Yeah," he said. "I'd be like, 'Hey, that guy's not cool, but like, get it in.' You know what I mean?"
Judging from Tan's face, he did not know what Pete meant.
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