Late-Night Comedians Trash Trump's Budget Cuts, Travel Ban and Alien Hair (Video)
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Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah and Jimmy Fallon took President Donald Trump to task for a variety of reasons on Thursday.

The late-night hosts roasted Trump over budget cuts, his travel ban revision, and one of the comedians even claimed that Trump had an alien life form growing in his hair, which was overtaking his mind.

Take a look at all of the best jokes of the night below.

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"

Meyers took Trump down entirely on Thursday night over the President's proposed budget to cut federal funding from programs that aid the poor and elderly, including Meals on Wheels.

"How dead inside do you have to be to not want old people to get food?" Myers asked incredulously.

Meyers continued, attacking Trump's in-office antics and compared them to how a toddler helps out in the kitchen. "He may be trying, but by the time he leaves, there's snot on the fridge and a shoe in the dishwasher."

"Jimmy Kimmel Live"

Kimmel slammed Trump's proposed budget and mocked the President for cutting funding to PBS by mashing up "Sesame Street" with "The Apprentice." In the clip, Trump fires a very sad Big Bird.

"President Trump released his proposed budget today," Kimmel said. "There are a lot of cuts in the plan, including PBS would be cut, Meals on Wheels would be cut, the National Endowment for the Arts. The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts."

Kimmel said that Trump should perhaps watch a few episodes "Sesame Street," long-running PBS show, in order to learn a few basic but important lessons.

"I think we should make the President watch it a couple of times," Kimmel said. "That show teaches so many things he needs to know, which thing is bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth and sharing, listening to others, maybe throw in some 'Schoolhouse Rock,' he could find out how government works."

"The Daily Show with Trevor Noah"

Noah compared the latest Dutch election to the Unites States', and called one of the candidates the "Trump of the Netherlands," as both have "bizarre" hair and are proponents of travel bans.

"We've been invaded by mind controlling aliens who look like bad hair," Noah said. "It's the hair, clearly the hair."

"What is it with these villains and their hair?" Noah said. "Like, they all have the same-looking hair. In Holland, it's Geert; in the U.K. it's Boris; in the U.S., it's Trump. Like, people, I don't know if I'm the only one who sees this, but it's obvious, it's obvious what is going on here: we've been invaded by mind-controlling aliens who look like bad hair."

"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon"

Fallon discussed the Hawaiian judge who denied Trump's latest edition of the Muslim Ban.

"Another setback for President Trump," Fallon said on Thursday night. "Last night a federal judge in Hawaii blocked a second version of his travel ban. And now Trump says that he'll bring it to Supreme Court. And if they block it he says he's gonna bring it to the Justice League."

"Batman owes me one," Fallon said in his Trump voice.

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