Everybody loves Tina Fey -- and if you don't, then we need to talk!
From "Mean Girls" to "30 Rock," Tina always delivers the laughs. She'll also be starring in "Anchorman: The Legend Continues"! To say we can't wait is an understatement.
To celebrate the "Saturday Night Live" star's birthday, check out some of her funniest quotes below. You're welcome! Tina Fey's Funniest Quotes:
"Some people say, 'Never let them see you cry.' I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”
"May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it's the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach's eye, not the Beauty."
"If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?”
"To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.”
"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
"You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it."
"I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool."
"Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole."
"My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING."
"You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.”
"I've always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask, but if it comes up naturally somehow and I offer up the story, they are quite interested. Some people are just dumb: 'Did a cat scratch you?' God bless. Those sweet dumdums I never mind. Sometimes it is a fun sociology litmus test, like when my friend Ricky asked me, 'Did they ever catch the black guy that did that to you?' Hmmm. It was not a black guy, Ricky, and I never said it was."
"You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar!"
"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
"To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely like the Texas Longhorns logo."
"Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts."