After taking a two-week hiatus from "Jimmy Kimmel Live," the late night host returned on Monday, where he shared new photos of his baby girl, Jane.
"We've been off work for the last two weeks. We've actually been on vacation. I got a lot done. I painted a mirror in my house. I grew this beard. Oh, and I had a baby also. My wife and I made a baby. You know how we did it?" Kimmel asked. "We made it out of sex."
"We had a little girl, we named her after my grandmother – her name is Grandma Kimmel," he continued.
Jimmy then started showing photos of his little one, adding hilarious Kimmel-esque commentary as each pic was cued up.
"She weighed six pounds, one ounce, at birth," Kimmel added. "Twenty inches long, just above the legal limit – sometimes, they make you throw them back."
"I've been taking somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000 pictures of her a day," Kimmel said, before showing a picture of Jane with her hand over her eyes in the classic "no pictures, please" pose. "She thinks I'm with TMZ now."
The comedian then referenced his security guard and sidekick Guillermo Rodriguez, saying, "Caring for a new baby is kind of scary but fortunately I've had a lot of practice someone who sleeps most of the day and always wants a bottle. So thank you, Guillermo. You've prepared me very well."
Gotta love Jimmy!
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