Holly Madison is painting a wild picture of what really goes on inside the Playboy mansion!
In her new book, "Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny" – the now-35-year-old star reveals what happened when she was invited into Hugh Hefner's bedroom for the first time.
The blonde bombshell describes how Tina Jordan, Hef's No. 1 girlfriend at the time, led her into a bathroom, where all the girlfriends sat with their feet in a black marble bathtub. She was then taken into the bedroom and given pink flannel pajamas to wear – along with the rest of the girls.
The girlfriends, Madison says, all hated the bedroom routine "and tried to get it over with as quickly as possible." She also was told to "fake" everything.
"When I think about it now, it's almost comical. Every red-blooded American male has no doubt fantasized about what went on in Hefner's bedroom with his harem of blond bombshells. The answer? Not a whole lot," Holly writes.
The former "Girls Next Door" star also admits there was no romance involved. "My turn was over just as quickly as it had started." There was zero intimacy and no kissing.
Madison later talks about trying to have a baby with Hef.
"I know how absolutely insane it sounds to want to have kids with someone in their 70s. You are basically robbing a child of his or her father before it is even born. Now that I am a mom myself, the idea seems even more unpalatable," she explains. "But I suppose I thought of it as a ticket out – in more ways than one. The last time the mansion had been multiple-girlfriend-free was when Hef was married and had two children."
She reveals that the Playboy king had even submitted semen samples to a fertility doctor, but nothing was viable. "This was concrete proof slapping me in the face that there was no future for me at the mansion," she reveals, "and it was either sit in there and rot or take the plunge and face the world.