We're finally getting some new details about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's low-key wedding, courtesy Howard Stern himself.
The "Friends" star and her beau tied the knot last week after a 3-year engagement, saying "I Do" in their own backyard surrounded by their closest celeb confidants.
And not only was Stern in attendance, but he also gave a speech.
"Evidently I'm in demand," he said on his radio show this morning (via Us Weekly). "I'm very friendly with Justin. I like him very much. I like him, I really admire him. I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I'd be very pleased. Except for the s**tty tattoos. Cause he's got some f**king weird ones."
Those "weird" tatts include ones of the Grim Reaper, a butterfly, scissors, a dragon and countless more all over his body.
"I complimented Justin's mother on raising such a wonderful son," Stern added. "I love him. I told Jennifer that she deserved a guy like this, because after all, she's been very sweet and generous with us. But Justin and his body. His abs, his ass. Look at him. I'm giddy over him! Although Orlando Bloom blows him away."
Stern went on to describe how he had a whole conversation with the "Lord of the Rings" star at the event before finding out who he was.
"I said to him at one point, 'This must be tough for you to be at this wedding. You haven't gotten laid or gotten a b**w job in a half an hour. You must be used to getting f**ked every 15 minutes.' He said, 'You know, you're right.' So I said to Whitney Cummings, 'Would you take Orlando somewhere and b**w him?' And she said 'Okay!' And she lifted up her dress. It was very funny."
The love affair between Stern and Bloom continued all night long, with the radio host revealing he even asked the Aussie star if he'd take part in the "first dance" with him.
"Orlando grabbed me so tight, I thought my bones were going to break," Stern exclaimed.
Along with cracking jokes about Jimmy Kimmel -- who officiated! -- crying over Cecil the Lion, Howard says he also made fun of the ceremony's No Cell Phone policy during his speech.
"Why can't I have my cell phone? I don't want to take a picture of you two! I really don't. I want my cell phone so after I make this speech I can call my car and get the f**k outta here!" he joked. "People were laughing at my misery."
Also catching Stern's ire: The tiny chairs.
"They had these little tiny chairs," he continued. "There was a table, and then you sit down and the chairs were like poufs, like little pillow poufs. I'm 6-foot-f**king-5! I'm a grown man!"
Other guests at the event included Courteney Cox, Ellen DeGeneres, Chelsea Handler, Sia, John Krasinski, Lake Bell and Terry Richardson-- who was the only one allowed to snap photos during the nuptials.
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