Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney and Scheana Marie have all paid a visit to the wonderful land of shoes and handbags that is Lisa Vanderpump's closet, but Monday it's the boys' turn to rummage through the designer haven.
“Oh, my gosh – your closet is the size of some people's homes,” Jax Taylor says in tonight's episode teaser. “This was actually the size of my studio apartment – just this part.”
Lisa brought Jax, Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix all into her luxurious lair, and let them run rampant.
Tom ends up in a pink bra; Jax ends up in a dress. It's amazing.
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“It's really hard to be a girl,” Jax confesses to the cameras. “Not only do you have to like pick out handbags and shoes and all this, then you gotta put makeup on. The earrings and accessories…what a pain in the ass.”
On behalf of women everywhere, we thank you for the acknowledgement, Jax.
But what would an episode of “Vanderpump Rules” be if everyone got along and no one cried? Not a very good one.
See all the drama between Stassi and Ariana unfold while the women of VDP attempt a relaxing spa day in honor of Katie, the bride-to-be. If storming off crying is Scheana's idea of “relaxing,” she nails it.