For 3 minutes and 25 seconds, we are transported to CardiLand, where the strippers are plentiful and there are absolutely no rules (or clothes).
UPDATE: Cardi's video has been made unavailable for embedding, but you can watch it here.
Cardi B just shut down #NewMusicFriday. This is not a drill.
In one of the most insane, acrobatic, NSFW music videos TooFab has ever covered, Cardi raps about getting "Money" -- all while flashing major skin, sliding up and down a pole, breastfeeding a baby (who we believe to be Kulture), twerking in lingerie and bathing in cash.
Watch for yourself below!
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View StoryAs much as we'd love to spend all day discussing this spectacle, there are other new songs and albums we think need to be added to your weekend playlist.
Spanning across multiple genres, the other bangers this week come courtesy of Sam Smith, 21 Savage, Jhene Aiko, Florida Georgia Line, Nipsey Hussle and JoJo, who re-released her first two albums with updated tracks, including "Leave (Get Out)."
Oh, and Lin-Manuel Miranda got former president Barack Obama to recite a passage from George Washington's farewell address on his "Hamilton" remix series. Obsessed.
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View StoryWe also have another, more kid-friendly music video for you to enjoy, courtesy of Jennifer Lopez, who directed the nearly-five-minute spectacle herself. Her 10-year-old daughter with Marc Anthony, Emme, also appears in the visual as a younger version of J.Lo.
Enjoy these and all of TooFab's picks for best new music below.
'Money' - Cardi B
'Fire on Fire' - Sam Smith
'JoJo (2018)' - JoJo
'I Am > I Was' - 21 Savage
'Wasted Love Freestyle' - Jhene Aiko
'People Are Different' - Florida Georgia Line
'Perfect Timing' Nipsey Hussle
'Limitless' - Jennifer Lopez
'One Last Time (44 Remix)' - Christopher Jackson, Barack Obama and Bebe Winans
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