"Don't f--king 'one minute' me!" Vinny says. "Like, I've 'one minuted' people before. I know what 'one minute' means."
"Jersey Shore" star Vinny Guadagnino claims fellow MTV star Lindsay Lohan blew him off at Monday's New York premiere party for her new reality show, "Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club."
"I tried to get a picture with Lindsay because I wanted to say, 'That's how you get a picture with Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos, bitch!'" Vinny told his 3.1 million Instagram followers immediately following the snub. "She gave me the whole 'one minute,' meaning like, 'That was a no.' It was like a soft no. But like, don't f--king 'one minute' me! Like, I've 'one minuted' people before. I know what 'one minute' means."
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View StoryQuoting LiLo's latest catchphrase, Vinny joked, "I didn't get the picture with her, so that's how you get denied for a picture by Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos, bitch!"
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Vinny also posted two solo shots from the party, comically captioning the first, "Hey, guys. This is a photo of me ... standing in a corner ... sad, lost, confused and defeated after Lindsay Lohan shaded me when I asked her to take a picture with me. I was just trying to help promote her new show at her [premiere] party. It's been tough for me since then. I'm still not over it, and don't know if I'll ever be, but I'm staying as strong as I can. I will tell you one thing, though -- from now on, I'm fast-forwarding through all of her parts in 'Mean Girls.'"
In his second, Vinny flashed a big smile and said she was "happy again" because he "decided to forgive Lindsay Lohan."
"Still NEVER watching 'Mean Girls' again, though," he jokingly added.
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View StoryLindsay's new series kicked off Tuesday night, bringing viewers into the sun-kissed world of Mykonos, Greece, where the actress runs the show's titular hot spot. Much of the action this season will revolve around the lives of her American "Ambassadors," who were shipped overseas to work as VIP hosts, bartenders and servers at the club.
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