The "Keeping Up with the Kardashian" star got candid with Busy Philipps on a variety of topics including ecstasy and what "stupid" thing got Kris Jenner so mad over Thanksgiving.
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" kind of got its own after-show as Kim Kardashian dropped by "Busy Tonight" after the big season finale.
Busy Philipps set the stage right away with Kim after welcoming the reality star to her couch where Kim joked that her boobs are hanging out of her suit jacket.
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View Story"Your boobs are kind of always hanging out, Kim," Busy shot back.
The reality star and host have been friends for awhile now, and their easy chemistry on the "BT" couch made for a very open and candid conversation. Kim opened up about her trip to the White House and teased momager Kris Jenner for getting mad that the kids were messy on Thanksgiving.
She then teased everyone watching the interview by dishing on some celebrity who doesn't like her without saying who it was. But she dropped so many hints, Busy said, "Guys, I feel like that's a blind item we can figure out. And you can bet Kim fans immediately began doing just that.
Finally, Busy asked Kim if Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were already married and revealed the "True Hollywood Story" of how she and Kim became friends, complete with a home burglary.
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View StoryKim Talks Past Drug Use
This season on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," Kim said she was high on ecstasy when she married Damon Thomas in 2000 and when she filmed her infamous sex tape with Ray Jay in 2003. Of course, the subject came up during the interview.
"You know, here's the thing. People that were close to me, that obviously know that, that life of mine, they're like, 'I can't believe you said that,'" Kim told Busy. "And I was like, well, I mean I never really hide anything. And if anything, it's just weird to people, like I've done ecstasy but I don't drink, I don't smoke weed, I don't, I don't do anything. So it's weird to, like, have done that, but I think that I was so young."
Kardashian added that her ecstasy use did concern her mother, who knew she was doing it. "I would tell my mom everything, we always had such a close relationship, so I would come home and be like, 'Oh my god mom I did ecstasy last night,'" Kim recalled. "And she was like, I remember this so clearly, she sat, she was sitting on top of the washing machine, she like jumped up on it and we were sitting in the hallway by the garage, like in the laundry room and she was like, 'You one day, you're not going to be able to have babies, you can't do this, you're going to ruin yourself.' Like she was so upset and she never did drugs, so she was just so upset thinking that I was going to, like, turn into something, you know, and just be this crazy drug addict."
Apparently, Kris' words got through to her daughter though. "I never did anything Kim," Kim added.
Kim Doesn't Care What You Think
The season finale of "KUWTK" delved into Kim's intervention on behalf of Alice Johnson, incarcerated years ago for a non-violent drug offense. Kim famously lobbied President Trump directly on Alice's behalf, and while she was successful, the internet hate machine still came down on her for mingling with the "enemy."
But Kim stood firm, as it wasn't a political issue for her at all. "I just thought, you know what? Everyone talks shit about me all day long anyway, I'm gonna go and not worry about what people say about me," she told Busy. "I'm gonna go and do the thing that I feel like is the right thing to do and I'm gonna talk to the person who has the most power to make this decision. The only person."
As Johnson's crime was at the federal level, Trump is the only official who can issue a pardon. And while he was initially reluctant to do so, after his meeting with Kim, Johnson was freed.
"I'm very grateful to the president for helping us out with this issue," Kim said. "I might not agree with the policies, but I stay focused on this subject, and for me, it wasn't about politics. It was really about people and her."
She also admitted that she got emotional watching back the moment when she was able to call Johnson in prison and tell her that she was going to be freed. "I don't usually feel that way if it's something that I'm involved in," she said.
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View StoryKhloe's Silent Knight
One of the more bizarre moments of the night was Khloe's apparent fascination and love of Pierre, a mime that showed up because it's the Kardashians. "We're weird," Kim admitted.
According to Kim, Khloe "genuinely seems like she liked having a mime around ... She has like this love affair with Pierre."
It was too much for Busy, though, who equated Pierre to clowns. But even without that comparison, it's weird to have a mime around, right? "It is weird," Kim said. " I could never do it."
Same, Kim. Same.
And according to Kim, Khloe started it. "She did it for my mom and then my mom kind of got her back and found Pierre for her." The real question is how long the family can keep it going? Can they get Pierre to join the regular cast of "KUWTK" by the end of next season, just taking turns in rotation moving from one house and family to the next?
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View StoryKris' Kranky Thanksgiving
We'll probably have to wait until next season to enjoy the holiday shenanigans with the Kardashian clan, but we're already laughing at the thought of Grandma Kris getting all upset that these babies were making a mess around her house.
"It was like seven babies in the house and she's mad that the kids made a mess," Kim laughed. "We were like, 'This is so stupid.'"
Kris just moved into a new house, so everything is new and fresh and pristine, but these are her grandbabies. What's more important? A little makeup on the rug or precious memories with your grandchildren while they're still young and so very sweet.
We support Busy's suggestion for Kim as to how she and her sisters can handle Kris' cleanliness paranoia. Maybe that'll make it into the next season as well.
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Busy was determined to get the scoop on Kim's youngest sister, Kylie, asking if she and Travis Scott have officially tied the knot or not. The two have been referring to one another as spouses for awhile now, so what does that mean?
"I honestly don't know," Kim admitted. "They're the cutest and I think they're so in love and they have the cutest little family. I would say no, they're just being cute and posting that."
But then Kim got to thinking about it. "They've posted it a few times," she noted, "So I am going to ask in our group chat today when we leave here."
"F--k. I wish you had asked before," Busy lamented.
But then Kim actually texted Kylie during Busy's farewell song for the show. Alas, we didn't get an answer before the credits finished rolling, but maybe that means Busy will have the scoop by Monday night's show!
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Kim was determined to be diplomatic when Busy asked her, "Who's the most obnoxious celebrity you've ever met?"
"I don't really every talk about people like that," she said, so Busy sidestepped and asked her if she wanted to talk about someone who was rude to her, maybe without naming names. And then Kim gave her fans fodder to start digging out and figure out who she was talking about.
"Years ago someone was really rude," she said. "And they, just, weren't like a fan and it's totally fine. And then years later, they were performing somewhere that we were at and it happened to be my birthday, so me and all my friends went in and it said, oh this person performed at my birthday."
She laughed, and went on. "I knew they were dying inside because they weren't a fan. And we were eating it up, posting, making it almost seem that way just because we knew they were like the most anti-fans ever."
Any guesses?
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View StoryB! True Hollywood Story
Finally, Busy revived the "E! True Hollywood Story," Busy style, to tell the story of how she and Kim became friends. It all stemmed back from that infamous time when Kim sent little breakable hearts to fans and haters alike.
Busy totally wanted one, only when Kim found this out, they were all gone. But determined to hook Busy up, she concocted a mad scheme that involved breaking-and-entering. And the re-enactments need to be seen to be believed.
Busy portrays several Kardashians, along with a few members of her staff pinch-hitting for others, while Selma Blair put on the short 'do to portray Kris Jenner. The whole thing is so over-the-top delicious, we kind of wish we had friendship stories half as entertaining.
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