Finding an online love connection with Jake Gyllenhaal would be our dream ... but for Amy Schumer, it doesn't turn out as planned.
In a new sketch from "Inside Amy Schumer," the comedian enlists the help of "the one with the gray hair and the one with not" from a show called "Katfish" to find out if the guy she's talking to on the Internet is actually the "Southpaw" star.
After Nev Schulman and Max Joseph's look-alikes point out "red flags" like him saying Amy's "the most beautiful woman" he's ever seen and saying he can't meet because he has to "read a Hollywood movie script," the trio track down Jake to his apartment to see if he's the real deal.
"I hope it's an overweight lesbian who can't make eye contact," Amy says before the real Gyllenhaal appears.
Watch the video above to see why Schumer is less-than-thrilled that her "Catfish" isn't actually "Catfishing" her ... and why Jake totally FLIPS OUT on her.
"F--- you, this is so f---ing embarrassing," he screams at her, throwing a total tantrum.
"Inside Amy Schumer" airs Thursdays at 10pm on Comedy Central.