"I'm here to have fun, but I will say one thing," Kyle -- who was admittedly a few drinks in by this point -- said to Dorit in front of all the women. "I have to say something to get it off my chest. Congratulations. You look gorgeous, honestly. But if I didn't care about you, Dorit, I wouldn't say anything. You know, what happened with the beach house -- why was I being singled out, and why was it made a bigger deal than it was when you're my friend?"
"There was a lot of conversation about Erika," Dorit said. "You were very, very outspoken."
"It was all of us, A, and B, I never said anything negative about her," Kyle said. "It feels like I was getting the f-cking brunt of it between a friend that I trust and a friend I care about."
When Erika Girardi tried to step in to tell Kyle everything was OK on her end, Kyle fired back, "I know that! But now I feel f-cked over." Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump was silent, which further infuriated Kyle.
"Listen to me! I'm talking to you because I care about you, but I'm f-cking pissed off," Kyle said as she inched closer to Dorit. "There were things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump that shouldn't have f-cking been said! I f-cking say that you can tell me everything you want and I will never ever f-ck you over, and I feel f-cked over!"
The drama between the three carried over into the street, into the ladies' party bus and into the hotel they were all staying at.
Kyle was in hysterics, yelling at Lisa Vanderpump for not being appreciative of her friendship. Dorit was upset because she felt Kyle ruined her night. Vanderpump was upset at how the whole situation was handled. And Lisa Rinna was hilariously drunk the entire time. What a beautiful shitshow.
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