Tom Schwartz Cries Every Time He's Hungover and More Embarrassing Secrets About 'Vanderpump Rules' Boys

"Vanderpump Rules" stars Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz and Jax Taylor stopped by "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," where they were all forced to pay the price of Sandoval's actions.

On Monday's explosive episode of the Bravo series, Sandoval revealed to the guys -- in front of cameras -- that Ariana Madix had drunkenly hooked up with Lala Kent in the backseat of his car while he was driving. Ariana was livid her boyfriend had spilled her secret without her consent, so Andy sought revenge on her behalf.

"Sandoval may have spilled a secret about his girlfriend hooking up in the backseat of a car, but when it comes to knowing the women in their lives, my guests take a backseat to no one -- or do they?" Andy said Monday night, introducing the guys to a game called Dirty Little SURcrets. "I'll ask you guys some trivia questions about your significant others, but if you get any of these questions wrong, know that your significant others have provided us with your embarrassing secrets, which our announcer, Danny, will share on national television."

"Sandoval, if Ariana was on a sinking ship and she only had one life jacket, who did she say she would save -- Stassi or Kristen?" Andy asked.

"Kristen because she has long arms and she could actually grab onto Stassi," Sandoval answered a little too confidently. Surprised, Andy revealed that's exactly what Ariana said. (We're onto you, Sando.)

"Schwartz, what was the name of Katie's childhood pet, and what was it?" Andy asked.

"Bella!" Schwartz shouted. "And she was a beautiful dog and I miss her. Rest in peace..."

Before Schwartzy could finish B.S.-ing his way through that statement, Andy interjected, "No, it was Sanka, a goldfish."

Danny was then summoned to reveal an embarrassing fact about Schwartz: "Schwartz cries every time he is hungover." Both Sandoval and Jax vouched.

"Jax, what did Brittany say is her freak number in bed, from one to 10?" Andy asked.

"She's up there," Jax revealed before going with the number eight.

Unfortunately, Brittany said nine, so Danny was summoned once again.

"Jax secretly wears heel inserts in his shoes to make him look taller," Danny announced as Jax's face dropped and Andy busted out laughing. "And fun fact, so does Sandoval!" Danny added.

Jax was legitimately pissed. "I swear to God, we told people we would kill them if they told!" Jax said to Sandoval, who was actually taking the news better than his pal was.

"Sandoval, if Ariana had to listen to one of these for the rest of her life, which would she pick -- Scheana incessantly talking about her boys, or James' album?" Andy asked.

Again, Sandoval answered in perfect harmony with his girl. "James' album, 'Pump Sessions,'" they both said.

"Schwartz, how old was Katie when she lost her virginity?" Andy asked.

"I don't think she's ever told me that, but I'm gonna guess 17," Schwartz said. Once again, he was wrong. Katie was 16.

"Schwartz loves really, really long baths," Danny revealed. Schwartz giggled as he copped to it.

"Jax, where did Brittany say was the craziest place you two have ever had sex?" Andy asked.

Jax struggled for a minute before answering, "Lala's plane?"

"No, on a 145-foot yacht," Andy said was Brittany's answer. Not too far off from banging on a private jet! (Must be nice.)

Danny was summoned for a final time, announcing, "Jax gets so scared during scary movies that Brittany has to go into the bathroom first and turn on the light before Jax will go inside."

Jax flashed a toothless grin as he seethed in embarrassment.

"Vanderpump Rules" airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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