Stassi Schroeder Reveals What Kind of Porn Jax Taylor Likes and Other Bizarre Ex-Boyfriend Bombshells

We're very happy Stassi Schroeder has finally found love, but it doesn't mean we don't enjoy revisiting some of her tumultuous relationships from "Vanderpump Rules" past.

Lucky for us, Andy Cohen is on the same page.

"Stassi, if you thought your happy relationship would stop me from dredging up your past relationship train wrecks, you thought wrong," he said to his guest on Monday's "Watch What Happens Live."

Up popped the bobbling heads of Peter Madrigal, Jax Taylor, Frank Herlihy and Patrick Meagher. Stassi braced herself for her "worst nightmare" as she looked over at co-star and bestie Katie Maloney for support.

"Who pissed off your parents the most of these guys?" Andy asked.

"That's tough. I'm gonna go with Frank," Stassi replied.

"Who was the most convincing liar?" Andy asked, although he and all of America knew the answer.

"Jax," Stassi said with no hesitation.

Andy asked, "Who had the most questionable style?"

"Oh, um, I'll just go with Frank again," Stassi said.

"Who liked the weirdest porn?" Andy then asked.

"Jax! I caught him one time," Stassi replied excitedly. Naturally, Andy asked what kind of porn Jax was watching.

Laughing, Stassi looked over at Katie. "I feel like I'm not supposed to give this away," she said, "but it was BBW porn." BBW stands for Big Beautiful Women.

Katie added that Jax also likes his girls tattooed. Good to know!

"Who is the biggest crier?" Andy asked.

"Jax, but that's not a bad thing!" Stassi said.

Andy asked, "Looking back, who are you the most embarrassed to have dated?"

"I'd hate to say this now, but Patrick," Stassi replied.

"Most needy?" Andy asked.

"Patrick," Stassi said.

"Sloppiest drunk?"

"Oh, that's a toss-up between the last three," Stassi said, signaling to Jax, Frank and Patrick.

And last but certainly not least: "Who gave the worst gifts?"

Stassi paused for a minute before blurting out, "Well, all of Jax's were stolen, so..."

Amazing.

Katie also had some super exciting news to share! A caller asked her if she and husband Tom Schwartz were in the business of buying a house, just like Tom Sandoval (the other half of West Hollywood bar TomTom) and Ariana Madix just did.

Katie could hardly contain her excitement. "Yeah," she said before pausing and adding, "We might be in escrow?" The audience erupted in cheers.

"I haven't told anyone until now!" she said. "Now, we can have babies. We'll give Gordo and Butter a little brother or sister. Why don't we?"

Be still our hearts.