She was wearing a pair — although she did admit she looked "homeless."
They are two of the world's most fashionable people — but they disagree on one contentious wardrobe item: Crocs.
Victoria Beckham definitively drove her stake into the ground last week when she declared she would "rather die" than wear a pair... even if they were a custom set personally sent to her by Justin Bieber.
Facing her across the battlefield in Beverly Hills on Wednesday was Kimora Lee Simmons, defiantly wearing a pink pair.
Victoria, in fairness, did give the shoes something of a chance.
"A lot of people have been asking me what I'm planning on wearing after lockdown… what do we think about this suggestion from @justinbieber?!" she posted on Instagram — along with a picture of the garish lilac monstrosities covered in 3D cartoon jibbitz.
"OK this is so kind of Justin to send me some Crocs. Never worn a pair of Crocs. This did make me laugh, I mean, it is the thought that counts. Thank you so much"; she even asked her 29million followers in a poll if she should wear them.
To her immense relief 57 percent said no... although it sounded like she never really intended doing so anyway.
"Well that was close!" she wrote. "I think I'd rather die but thank you anyway @justinbieber."
Clearly, Kimora and Victoria just have different tastes. Kimora, for example, has a bright pink jeweled reusable cup and a bright pink Trolls lunchbox to match her bright pink Crocs inside her car.
But, perhaps revealing where the popular consensus lies, neither were stolen from her car even after she left the window wide open.