"If you can see dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there's no point," says Kutcher and the memes ... oh the memes!
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis shared their familial bathing habits, which certainly features less frequent baths for the kids than most parents would find acceptable.
In fact, the couple says they don't bathe their kids at all until they "can see dirt." The couple were guests on Dax Shepard's "Armchair Expert," where it was host Shepard who steered them into this topic.
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View StoryAs it turns out, Kristen Bell's husband has a more relaxed stance on bathing as well, telling his fellow Hollywood power couple that he'd been trying to convince his co-host Monica Padman that she doesn't need to scrub her entire body with soap each day.
Instead, he subscribes to the notion that one need only focus on "soles and holes." It's a common belief held by many that overbathing can reduce the body's natural oils and prove ultimately detrimental to overall health.
Mila agreed with the sentiment, saying she'd always taken a more lax approach to showering because she grew up largely without hot water, so it's not like it was a lovely and relaxing experience for her.
As for Ashton, he said that he pretty much only washes his "armpits and crotch" on the daily and that is literally it.
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View StoryThis attitude about bathing obviously extended to their children when their family expanded, with Mila saying, "I wasn't that parent that bathed my newborns, ever."
Now that their kids Wyatt and Dimitri (six and four, respectively) are growing up, they do get bathed, but still not anywhere close to daily. "If you can see dirt on them," says Ashton, "Clean them. Otherwise, there's no point."
The couple did admit to giving a little more attention to their faces, though Ashton still claims not to use soap. Instead, he said he'll just wet his face with water "to get all the salts out" after a workout.
Mila is a little more traditional in this area, admitting that she washes her face twice a day. The actress had struggled with acne through much of her life, going so far as to try drugs for her skin, until she says her "hormones balanced in the right direction" after giving birth.
As the story began to spread like germs, Twitter had an absolute field day cracking jokes about the couple's revelation, and finding, adapting and creating so many memes about their shower-less family.
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— xXx_foxxi69_xXx (@foxxi_loxxi) July 27, 2021 @foxxi_loxxi
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis: pic.twitter.com/gA4F1D6iRo
Me walkin past Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis in the streets pic.twitter.com/W3OwfptitJ
— I Ortiz (@InfamousIOrti3) July 27, 2021 @InfamousIOrti3
When you see Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher’s bathing regimen for their kids pic.twitter.com/H4xtWTr5Gf
— JSWilliams1962 (@jswtreeman) July 27, 2021 @jswtreeman
when ashton kutcher and mila kunis kids walk into class pic.twitter.com/uAs7afNxiZ
— Fresh (@freshbtw) July 27, 2021 @freshbtw
ashton kutcher and mila kunis' uber driver takin em to the olive garden pic.twitter.com/VDdFPpGrL4
— richardo (@richardpls_) July 27, 2021 @richardpls_
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kucher’s kids teachers when they show up to parent-teacher conferences pic.twitter.com/6RHZXCnJsg
— Bazinga (@BBingBBoom7) July 27, 2021 @BBingBBoom7
Daycare workers to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s kids after they get dropped off pic.twitter.com/LYXlQelYhC
— Joshua Chenault (@joshuachenault1) July 27, 2021 @joshuachenault1
shaggy had to be going thru it filming at ashton & mila's crib. pic.twitter.com/Da0WRwHpMC
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) July 28, 2021 @desusnice
Celebrities in LA who ate at mila kunis and ashton kutcher house after hearing they don’t bath themselves or their kids pic.twitter.com/thdZ9lzNCp
— jw (@iam_johnw2) July 27, 2021 @iam_johnw2
When the babysitter meets Ashton Kutcher and Mila kunis's kids pic.twitter.com/aldroEFoFl
— Ghost (@Ghost63613986) July 27, 2021 @Ghost63613986
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher when they think about taking a shower
— Jason Gendron (@JasonGendron16) July 27, 2021 @JasonGendron16
pic.twitter.com/0K3F74OJjv
The rest of that's 70s show cast when Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher both arrive pic.twitter.com/e0Jnsma4D3
— Ricky Ramsahai (@RickyRamsahai) July 28, 2021 @RickyRamsahai
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis kids be like: pic.twitter.com/azF0Ah96LC
— Mamba Out ✌🏾✌🏾 (@kcjj_04) July 27, 2021 @kcjj_04
Me after walking by Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s kids pic.twitter.com/H0V5YShrL0
— Jo$elyn Melchor (@Melchor2Joselyn) July 27, 2021 @Melchor2Joselyn
How to kill celebrity crushes by Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher https://t.co/SD0vBIckbC
— Shichiko-hoji 🐉🔥⚡💚 (@_ThePortraitOf) July 27, 2021 @_ThePortraitOf
Teachers after Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher drop their kids off at school: pic.twitter.com/3YvXDYQNX3
— In My Mind (@MeAloneInMyMind) July 27, 2021 @MeAloneInMyMind