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"Seinfeld" has been teaching its viewers how not to do life since 1989, and the lessons -- or lack thereof -- were still flowing on Twitter Friday.
The hashtag #SeinfeldTaughtMe was one of the social media platform's top trends this morning, allowing fans to relive some of their favorite moments from the show about nothing.
Thanks to Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), George Costanza (Jason Alexander) and Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), we know that it's not OK to shove a grandma out of the way when a fire erupts at a child's birthday party, that it's unacceptable to expose your nipple in your Christmas card, and that you might actually kill your fiancée if you opt for cheap wedding invitations. (R.I.P. Susan Ross)
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View StoryBelow are 53 life hacks, courtesy of some of the most deranged characters in sitcom history.
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how not to dance. pic.twitter.com/jTMyZ8qBW4
@robyndwoskin
#SeinfeldTaughtMe about the great job opportunities at Vandelay Industries pic.twitter.com/H8mMv8uV9I
@NannetteZ
#SeinfeldTaughtMe It's not a lie, if you believe it pic.twitter.com/ZdcEjWQBeF
@philster115
#SeinfeldTaughtMe there must always be a problem. pic.twitter.com/h1c0LE7rGb
@ashdialin
#SeinfeldTaughtMe That skinny jeans are not for everyone pic.twitter.com/9w5cJxp0UQ
@MabryMundy
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to slay a photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/DKccduMkMW
@Iam_trash_panda
That anything you experience in life can be related to Seinfeld #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/a0Kpz51mE2
@Milkman__Gaming
#SeinfeldTaughtMe biting a block of cheese like its an apple while draped in velvet is a worthy life goal. pic.twitter.com/w2CDuK5xWe
@Lisa_Battleaxe
#SeinfeldTaughtMe everything I need to know about people in general pic.twitter.com/H6UqtBabvx
@wescox1156
That sometimes to get what I want, I need to do the exact opposite of what I initially planned to do. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/CessRsWRyw
@ranaessance
#SeinfeldTaughtMe the difference between your independent self and your relationship self pic.twitter.com/5L8AaEzB2K
@Anci3nt_Marin3r
#SeinfeldTaughtMe the beauty of adopt a highway and wide lanes pic.twitter.com/weub3jNUJb
@itsdeuce
#SeinfeldTaughtMe in an emergency, it's everyman for himself. pic.twitter.com/rowiBUFvYS
@1199Worf
Things #SeinfeldTaughtMe - nobody slides into the DMs better than Kramer. pic.twitter.com/T2g0YEVkDL
@Imber_Voice
Prepared me to manage stressful situations like our current political climate #SerenityNow #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/e9vfK1TrYa
@SarahPaintsFace
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that goretex is a very warm, durable, and flexible material pic.twitter.com/d8T7byAR46
@ihavearashmadan
#SeinfeldTaughtMe Nothing fat free tastes good pic.twitter.com/02TPlls014
@schizo1000
#SeinfeldTaughtMe Not to bring Junior Mints to a surgery. pic.twitter.com/ka1VCDhO3O
@Geeky_Buddy
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that hands can be a deal-breaker. pic.twitter.com/veFNn8dg7A
@trouthoundtom
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how best to respond to other people's tales of woe pic.twitter.com/jDTVhaAdDU
@Cody_JamesZ
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that baseball parks should've had longer nets in front of the stands for years now. pic.twitter.com/qWbBLfeQrX
@JuicySteen
#SeinfeldTaughtMe you cannot be a latex salesmen is you're not wearing pants. pic.twitter.com/XWbH8hMFuy
@ImRyanKnowles
That sometimes to get what I want, I need to do the exact opposite of what I initially planned to do. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/CessRsWRyw
@ranaessance
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that ignoring people with a fun answering machine message can be fun as hell. pic.twitter.com/0BDZb4XeFg
@JuicySteen
#seinfeldtaughtme a shrug can be used for all occasions pic.twitter.com/uKPMc45PJs
@CheynezMommy
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that if the plane goes down we're all gonna die pic.twitter.com/kx2gnIM7yr
@TOlvaney82
#seinfeldtaughtme You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened. pic.twitter.com/PCANiT4TaI
@bluelighttv
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how reservations work pic.twitter.com/ULhtsJHvzU
@karenlitzyNYC
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to eat my desserts pic.twitter.com/21I5iXKAj5
@PureSloth_
......and I've never bought an umbrella after that...... #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/05JBfvPQrg
@Ntukza
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to have serenity now pic.twitter.com/7P0IknUc8k
@JoeOtterson
#SeinfeldTaughtMe a toe is a valuable appendage pic.twitter.com/TuEpsEQha6
@JeffEisenband
#SeinfeldTaughtMe It's not you...it's me pic.twitter.com/wcT1GS25rb
@TCRBrad
Three friends is enough #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/1JTfBRW9Zi
@geeahkneenah
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to feel good all the time pic.twitter.com/F3Sp1AY07Y
@jcvarnell
#SeinfeldTaughtMe sometimes the road less travelled, is less travelled for a reason. pic.twitter.com/T11annZgyf
@mrkuhnlemb
#SeinfeldTaughtMe not to order the BIG Salad! pic.twitter.com/eKGHPweaH2
@WillItBlow
#SeinfeldTaughtMe the proper way to eat a Snickers. pic.twitter.com/lDtmYOajad
@darthmeticulous
If you make a great joke, no matter if you just got there, always leave on the high note. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/Qm9i997TpA
@CubbiesRule722
#SeinfeldTaughtMe the value of communication pic.twitter.com/UxeEwA0vLS
@brandonwrites
#SeinfeldTaughtMe to spend a little extra to get the six volt. pic.twitter.com/dx1LZeDZuP
@OskeeMoose
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that life is like the game of frogger pic.twitter.com/A0DIDwcBBz
@aprilmom00
You'd better spare a square...🚽 #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/pkQKRPqY6m
@KatalinaMelody
Do the opposite or try something new when things don't seem to work out. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/xAWHH1HA6C
@iamnatalieglynn
Never rub it in people's faces when they're wrong. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/hNaFFNhRzf
@AlfonsoQuiroz
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that pretzels make you thirsty pic.twitter.com/eO6fiV6jnH
@nicholas_sewell
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that lying about your career always gets the girl pic.twitter.com/HXgozIQP9a
@TheWhiteDjinn
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that you never too old to throw down... 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/RSQviRJc2O
@Deebo_99
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that you never too old to throw down... 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/RSQviRJc2O
@Deebo_99
The sanctity of a marble rye. #SeinfeldTaughtMe pic.twitter.com/KvAztdAF5a
@SavageS92
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that we're all going to have that ONE neighbor... pic.twitter.com/dCAY1CxviV
@TheOatmealGhost
#SeinfeldTaughtMe
@DaveBoczkowski
Smoking can be bad for you pic.twitter.com/WqKnDpnTNP
#SeinfeldTaughtMe everything! pic.twitter.com/1iwjj1ACQU
@TomVenzor
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