According to Melissa Gorga, this reunion is "a f-cking circus." Enjoy the show!
If this preview is any indication, the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reunion special will be absolutely bonkers.
Teresa Giudide, Melissa Gorga, Danielle Staub, Margaret Josephs, Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania all gather around Andy Cohen in Bravo's new sneak peek to address some of Season 8's most explosive moments. But it wouldn't be a "Housewives" reunion if all they did was rehash old stuff, right?
In the clip below, Danielle and Dolores -- enemies from the start -- exchange some words before Dolores looks at Teresa and says, "This is why you threw a table at her because she's a professional victim." Andy then puts Dolores in the hot seat and asks if there's "any possibility" she gets back with her live-in ex-husband, Frank. He then points the finger at Teresa and her marriage, asking if there's any part of her that will always resent her incarcerated husband, Joe.
To make matters even more tense, Andy brings out "RHONJ" frenemy, Kim DePaola, who Teresa accuses of being a "madame."
"You wanna take jabs at my f-cking marriage, I'll f-cking take jabs at you!" Teresa yells at Kim before Andy advises her to "not get off that couch."
"You'll go right back to jail!" Kim fires back. "Clink, clink!"
Then Siggy and Margaret go after each others foyers. Yes, their foyers.
Melissa seems to be the only one not directly involved in any of the feuds, saying, "This is like a f-cking circus!" Then -- in what might be the best part of the whole clip -- Ramona Singer calls her. "I put it on airplane mode!" Melissa claims as Andy grabs her phone.
"Ramona? You're speaking with Andy Cohen," he says. Ramona laughs and asks Andy why he's answering Melissa's phone.
"Because we're in the middle of the f-cking 'Jersey Housewives' reunion!" he responds.
"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" two-part reunion starts Wednesday on Bravo.