President Donald Trump's speech was the focal point of nearly every single late-night show host on Wednesday, as everyone from Trevor Noah to Stephen Colbert slammed the president for his congressional speech the night before.
"All Trump did was read a speech off a teleprompter," Noah said. "That's all he did. He read off the teleprompter without flying off the rails. You know how they say you're not supposed to shoot the messenger? Well maybe also don't suck the messenger's d--k, either, how about that?"
Take a look at what else "The Daily Show" host and others had to say about Trump in the videos below.
Fallon once again dressed up as Trump to report on his own speech on "Trump News Network."
"I was big last night," Fallon's Trump said. "So big. So, so big, big. Did you see my speech? Everybody said I was so presidential because I started talking like this in slow, depper voice. Wasn't I presidential? I'm gonna be so presidential all the time. There's gonna be so much presidential that you're gonna be sick of me being president."
He continued: "But I will also admit that right by before my speech, Steve Bannon did shoot me up with a horse tranquilizer."
"When I build my wall, the fake news media are the ones going over," Fallon said as someone off screen injected him with a preposterously large syringe, and then he changed the tone of the address immediately. A parody version of Kellyanne Conway also made an appearance.
Meyers on Wednesday night replayed clips of media outlets and political analysts complimenting the president on his "presidential" speech and also showed where Fox News anchor Chris Wallace said that Donald Trump "became president of the United States" on Tuesday night (and not actually in January, when the inauguration was held, apparently).
"I bet there are some Muslims and undocumented immigrants that would tell you he became president in f--king January," Meyers said. "Guys, seriously, do you have amnesia?"