Andy also phones Ramona Singer live on air -- and the conversation is nothing short of insane. This is a must-watch ordeal.
For starters, his guest was "Real Housewives of Orange County" star Kelly Dodd, who's always ready to drink, throw shade and have a good time. This season, her most memorable "Housewives" moment was her explosive fight with Emily's husband, Shane, at Tamra's house. She called him a "loser," a "twerp," a "little bitch" and even a "pussy" -- multiple times.
To everyone's surprise, Andy told Kelly that his parents -- Evelyn and Lou -- actually reenacted Kelly and Shane's epic fight. Kelly could hardly contain herself watching the precious footage, and Andy was shocked when his mom actually let out the P-word!
Behind the bar was "Real Housewives of New York" star Sonja Morgan, who was -- well -- three sheets to the wind. Her commentary the entire night was nothing you wouldn't expect from Sonja Morgan. At one point, Andy even shouted mid-sentence, "Sonja, we're doing a show over here!"
He then read her a fan question: "Sonja Morgan, are you single these days?"
"If I don't have a ring on it, I'm single!" she yelled back. Andy then mentioned that Sonja and some of her other "RHONY" costars have been seen "mixing and mingling all over town."
"Lemme tell ya -- I need to buy some Velcro for the Real Housewives of New York City, because if I don't Velcro their asses to a chair, they are out there," she replied.
Andy then asked who of her cast had the "best game," to which Sonja replied, "It's a toss-up between Ramona, Luann and Bethenny. I can't keep track of them! Let's just say their message -- their iMessage -- is on fire. I'm like at the bottom of the heap right now. New York's on fire and so are the Real Housewives of New York City."
Speaking of Ramona, Kelly told Andy she was with her the night before her appearance on "WWHL."
"I said, 'Orange County started the whole franchise,'" Kelly explained. "And she said, 'No, it didn't. New York did.' She was adamant about it! She said we were going under and that she started it on the map and that everyone else sucked."
"She's wrong! Orange County started it all," Andy said, agreeing to call up Ramona right then and there to set the record straight. Meanwhile, Sonja was chanting, "Orange County! Orange County! Orange County forever!"
When Andy brought up the point of contention, Ramona said, "No, I said we put Bravo on the map. No one knew about Orange County. New York City put everything on the map. In fact, you know who told me that? It was our second season, and his name was Bond. Like James Bond. He said, 'Thank you for the Housewives show.' We put Bravo on the map! Housewives of New York City, okay? That's what he told me! He was like the head person. Somebody Bond. Like James Bond."
Andy was speechless. Kelly was laughing. Sonja was still screaming.
"Ramona, what are you doing right now at 11:45? I'm just curious," Andy said. Before Ramona could answer, Sonja yelled, "She's with a gentleman! He's just a friend!"
Andy shushed her so he could hear Ramona's answer, which was even more absurd than Sonja's.
"We're doing cameos, okay?" she replied. "We're doing cameos, and you're gonna join in. I'm gonna recommend you to join in, and you're gonna say I'm your recommended person. They want me to recommend your cameo! They keep saying, 'Send Andy a shout-out!' I'm gonna be your cameo person."
"Would she shut the F up?!" Sonja shouted. "Not now, Ramona!"
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