@iamrashidajones

Important announcement: I've decided to forgo meals and will be committing to a snack-based diet. Thank you. #ilovesnacks

24 hours ago

@ConanOBrien

I think it’s disgusting that my writers charge me more for Epipen jokes.

1 day ago

@lenadunham

My to-do list has 7 items and the final one is "relax." People I love do worry about me.

1 day ago

@katyperry

meaningful lyrical connection + bit of math + makes your head bob = 👍🏼 pop song recipe

1 day ago

@StephenAtHome

A gay pride flag was launched into space. Now the only remaining destination for the LGBTQ symbol is the final frontier: North Carolina.

1 day ago

@prattprattpratt

Well if you mix up the letters of patronus you get "anus port" which incidentally I am.

1 day ago

@ladygaga

Praying for everyone in Hoboken, NJ whose family members or friends were in the train crash. We're so sorry, sending love, be strong. ❤️

1 day ago

@JessicaSimpson

To my beer pong champion and his love of ice cream cake @coldstone #TBT https://t.co/zVnurSn5Ri

1 day ago

@katyperry

When you think summer is over but it's still about 90 degrees out here and you need to match the… https://t.co/bbSdnVBuTK

1 day ago

@NickLachey

It's game day in Cincy. Let's get this W!! #Bengals #WhoDey

1 day ago

@KendraWilkinson

I will never be called classy and I'm ok with that.

1 day ago

@StephenAmell

Our Fan Fest Event in Orlando raised $206,000 for the One Orlando Charity. Feels good.

1 day ago

@nickjonas

DJ and I looking tough. JUMANJI It's going down... This cast, crew and creative team are… https://t.co/1Gj5Is225e

4 days ago

@heidimontag

I hope you are all having a beautiful blessed day!🍁💛🙏🏼😇😘🍂🎶🌰

4 days ago

@Andy

Muting people on Twitter is endlessly satisfying

4 days ago

@BrandiGlanville

I have a date with the debate! The best and biggest REALITY show of our lives!

5 days ago

@StephenAmell

I'd be willing to bet that I can run a sub 5 second 40 yard dash.

5 days ago

@snooki

Much needed workout session

5 days ago

@ConanOBrien

At a restaurant, sitting one table away from VP candidate Mike Pence. Wait, no, sorry that’s just a white napkin.

5 days ago

@edhelms

I think I'll watch reruns of Toddlers in Tiaras tonight because it seems like the classiest option.

5 days ago