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DJ and I looking tough. JUMANJI It's going down... This cast, crew and creative team are… https://t.co/1Gj5Is225e
1 day ago
I have a date with the debate! The best and biggest REALITY show of our lives!
3 days ago
At a restaurant, sitting one table away from VP candidate Mike Pence. Wait, no, sorry that’s just a white napkin.
3 days ago
I think I'll watch reruns of Toddlers in Tiaras tonight because it seems like the classiest option.
3 days ago
It's really not ok to blame 1person for a shows low ratings.We are all so much happier when dad works let's be kind please!Think of my kids!
3 days ago
quote of the day: “If they don’t chase you when you walk away, keep on walking.”
3 days ago
Ate a buttered hamburger roll for breakfast the past 2 days so I don't think anyone has to worry about this lady !!!
3 days ago
Happy birthday, Bruce @Springsteen! My staff loves you so much, I call them the E Street Band. Also, when are you coming to my show?
6 days ago
You know you're kind of "adulting" when you get excited over the new toilet in your house! 😎
6 days ago
I raked some leaves in Ibiza. And wore a sweater 'cause I was cool… #FallSongs
8 days ago
Donald Trump has pledged to create 25 million new jobs. All of them in the profession of fact-checking.
8 days ago
My only emotional investment in a celebrity relationship is and always has been Danny Devito & Rhea Perlman
8 days ago
Misery truly does❤️company I've just realized it yet again😓not 1 of us are perfect we all have our faults. Im a mess but Im a happy mess #FU
8 days ago
Awww. Angelina and Brad are pfffttt. It's none of my business, as it is none of yours, but I liked them as a couple and am sorry it's over.
9 days ago
Reading five Dr Seuss books before 8am does all kind of effed up stuff to your brain for the day, I say, it may, okay?! 😵.
9 days ago
