Stephen Colbert Calls Trump's Mouth 'Vladimir Putin’s C--k Holster' in Merciless Monologue (Video)

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Stephen Colbert is not having it with Donald Trump after the President insulted his CBS colleague John Dickerson during a "Face The Nation" interview.

On Monday's "Late Show," he dedicated his entire monologue (above) to verbally dismantling the "glutton with the button."

Colbert showed the audience various clips from the Sunday interview, and the comedian was particularly pissed when POTUS said he likes to call Dickerson's show "Deface the Nation."

"Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?" Colbert said. "Now, John Dickerson has way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face, but I sir, am no John Dickerson."

At that point, Colbert was ready to fire. The host took it upon himself to defend Dickerson in the best way possible -- mercilessly insulting President Trump.

"When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all! Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it 'Disgrace The Nation.' You're not the POTUS, you're the 'gloat-us.' You're the glutton with the button. You're a regular 'Gorge Washington.' You're the 'presi-dunce' but you're turning into a real 'prick-tator.'"

"Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine," Colbert continued. "You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c--k holster.

Later in the show, Colbert shared a recreation of Dickerson and Trump's interview, but this time he was the one face-to-face with POTUS.

The hilarious mock interview (below) had Colbert asking Trump about North Korea, about his sanity, and most importantly, things he is willing to touch on.

"Where do you stand on NAFTA? Medicare?" Colbert asked. The tape was edited so that Trump said he was "not going to touch that" to each of Colbert's questions. Well, except the last one.

"An unsuspecting woman's behind?" asked Colbert. "I will touch that," said Trump.