"Sweetie, we're on live TV and they bleep you and then they bleep out all these other words and it's hard to hear around it," Andy sternly told Mike. "It's like your eighth appearance on the show."
The late-night host spent the anniversary of his eighth year in the Bravo clubhouse with Mike and "Shahs" co-star Mercedes "MJ" Javid, who appeared to be under the influence while discussing Asa Soltan Rahmati's pregnancy.
Mike got defensive after 95 percent of viewers who voted said they thought MJ was jealous that Asa got pregnant first.
"You're not jealous because they both were going in for the same treatment," he said. "One kept it a secret instead of being a real friend and coming and saying, 'Hey, let's do this together. I know what you're going through.' And then all of a sudden she talks about how she had this miracle baby... bullsh-t."
After dropping an F-bomb and receiving similar scolding for cursing from Andy, MJ chimed in on the subject of her alleged jealousy.
"Asa hid the fact that she was planning a pregnancy," MJ said. "She never told me that she wanted the number from my doctor and that she was planning everything."
But the "Shahs" sh-t show would not have been complete without Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi calling in live to give Mike an earful about a comment he made about her "raccoon eyes."
"This evil woman calls me and talks about the one thing I said about the dark circles under your eyes? This is why we have a problem. Get outta here," Mike said.
"The Shahs of Sunset" airs Sunday nights on Bravo.