While complaining Monday about the "witch hunt" to prove he or his team colluded with Russia in some manner to win the 2016 election, Trump tweeted that he should "be given an apology," because "there is no collusion and obstruction."
"Who the hell is T?" Colbert asked. "You know there's already a letter for when you're talking about yourself. It's 'I,' as in, 'I don't believe anyone calls you T!' You can't give yourself a nickname!"