Instagram
With an average of 700 million active monthly Instagram users, it can be tough to track down accounts that are actually worth following -- aside from your 800 closest friends and their dogs, of course.
And let's be real, if you're not flooding your friends' DMs with funny/inappropriate/offensive memes, are you even friends?
TooFab took the daunting task of sifting through some of the best (and by best, we mean funniest/most inappropriate/most offensive) accounts the social platform has to offer and condensed them down into one, solid list for your consideration.
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View StoryBehold! 18 of the best Instagram accounts -- in no particular order -- you need to be following.
@fuckjerry
Elliot Tebele has 12.4 million followers and offers a wide variety of memes, ranging from best celebrity trolls to text fails.
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@thesamepictureofchrispratt
If the name didn't give it away, this account is responsible for posting the same picture of Chris Pratt every single day. The captions vary, though, which is the best part.
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@myspacetom
Tom Anderson, "former first friend" and founder of MySpace, retired from being a social network guru to take up photography. His stuff is actually pretty sick. His mission: "help others & engage!"
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@youdidnteatthat
This entire account is dedicated to all those perfect-bodied celebrities who claim they eat cheeseburgers on the reg.
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@hotdudeswithdogs
There are zero reasons to not follow this account. Zero.
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@nochill
RELATABLE.
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@best_of_grindr
If a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and a hot bartender from Pump got together to make an Instagram baby, it would be this.
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@miserable_men
"Men that went shopping. It's a global epidemic."
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@quarterlifepoetry
This account bonds all millennials through clever haikus and sayings that make our generation's first-world problems sound prettier and more significant than they actually are.
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@betches
Petty meets catty meets bitchy -- this account has 5.7 million followers for a reason.
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@girlwithnojob
Claudia Oshry's "dream job is not needing one," and based on the success of her Instagram account, we bet her dreams have come true.
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@byefelipe
"Felipe" is "calling out dudes who turn hostile when rejected or ignored" to submit their tales of pain, horror and hilarity.
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@beigecardigan
Jessica Anteby is actually a New York-based stylist who also happens to post really funny shit for her 3.2 million followers to enjoy.
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@overheardla
There is also an @overheardny account, but TooFab is based in Los Angeles, so we're #shamelesslybiased. This account is a compilation of the most stereotypical Southern Californian things that come out of actual people's mouths. Any avocado toast-loving, dog-owning, yoga-doing L.A. native would agree.
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@textsfromyourex
This one might actually make you feel better about the "wyd come thru" texts you may have woken up to in the middle of the night.
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@tindernightmares
It would be a miracle if anyone featured on this account actually got laid.
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@blackoutmysteries
You may think you have the best drunk stories, but you don't. The hungover saps featured on this account do.
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@dilfs_of_disneyland
Please see description for @hotdudeswithdogs.
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