Stephen Colbert Roasts Rudy Giuliani for Claiming He Doesn't Watch Porn and Never Heard of Stormy Daniels

"Me thinks the mayor might be protesting a little too much," Colbert joked in response to Trump's lawyer telling reporters, "I never really heard of her before. Now, I don't really look at porn -- please get that down."

He launched into his Giuliani impression by saying, "I don't watch porn, I don't know who Stormy Daniels is. I don't know the work of Sasha Grey or Jenna Jameson. I certainly don't know anything about the 2005 epic 'Pirates XXX' starring Tinny Gunn as Caption Randal Thrust. Please get that down."

He set up the press conference in question with another dig at the former NYC mayor: "I have to warn you the audio on this clip is not great, and neither is the video, because it's of Rudy Giuliani."

Giuliani -- who Colbert compared to the disfigured mad man in "The Phantom of the Opera" -- claimed in the press conference that Melania Trump "believes in her husband" and "knows it's not true" that the president had sex with Daniels a decade ago, despite Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, paying the porn star $130,000 to sign an NDA about her experience with the host of "The Apprentice."

"I don't think there's even a slight suspicion that it's true," Giuliani said, before throwing in some insults at Daniels' character and appearance. "When you look at Stormy Daniels -- I know Donald Trump. Look at his three wives, right? Beautiful women, classy women, women of great substance. Stormy Daniels?"

Colbert responded with this insult of his own: "Wow, I know Stormy Daniels is an adult film star, but Rudy Giuliani might be the biggest dick she's ever seen."

Colbert also called out Giuliani for saying, "I don't respect a porn star the way I respect a career woman."

"Wrong, Rudy. Stormy is a career woman," Colbert argued. "She's a director, producer, [and] an actor. Plus, she's been a nurse, a secretary and a lonely step-mom."