Danica Patrick didn't get rave reviews for hosting the ESPYS on Wednesday night, but she did crush it in a pre-taped "I, Tonya" parody, "Me, Danica."
The IndyCar driver and GoDaddy spokeswoman took two characters for a spin in the faux trailer, portraying both a trashier version of herself -- basically Tonya Harding if she raced cars instead of ice skating -- and her alcoholic, emotionally abusive mother who looks and acts a lot like Allison Janney from "I, Tonya."
Danica learned to drive when she was nine, because that's when I got my fifth DUI," the mother character tells the camera. "With her it was always GoDaddy this and GoDaddy that. What about GoMommy?"
Patrick's real-life boyfriend Aaron Rodgers got in on the fun, too. The Greenbay Packers NFL quarterback plays her boyfriend, with a super thick mustache, in the trailer, which even recruits a special guest from the actual "I, Tonya" movie.