"Yo, is the judge a female? Maybe she'll be DTF: down to forgive!"
But that's only the beginning.
Big Daddy Sitch proposed to "Laurens" at the end of last season, so why did they rush to tie the knot? The couple told TooFab they wanted to make sure they got to celebrate their happy day before Mike went away.
On Jan. 15, he began his eight-month prison sentence for tax evasion, and we're bound to see all the scary "before" moments as the season unfolds.
"Whatever the outcome may be, we're here for you throughout that whole process," Pauly tells his friend, later joking, "Yo, is the judge a female? Maybe she'll be DTF: down to forgive!"
In a later scene, the DJ takes on a sterner tone when he's seen asking Ronnie, "How much more can you take?" which we think might have to do with Ron's on-again, off-again baby mama and the unofficial star of Seasons 1 and 2A, Jen Harley. He also shows off an eye injury, which may be the same one he sustained in an alleged scuffle with Jen.
"We definitely are all going through our own stuff," Ronnie tells the camera, as footage of Mike walking into and out of a courthouse takes over the screen. "We're not kids anymore."
Pauly later notes, "One decision can change your life," as Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is seen bawling her eyes out.
"You might be pregnant?!" Jenni "JWoww" Farley asks her. (As we know, Nicole just gave birth to her third baby.)
Season 2B will also seemingly highlight Jenni's nasty divorce from Roger Mathews, whose name was barely even uttered during Seasons 1 and 2A.
"Moving on!" she tells the camera, after Ronnie's heard saying, "You're going through a divorce with somebody you love."
Later, new mama Deena Cortese rejoins the gaggle of guidos/guidettes and is forced to get to know Angelina Pivarnick, the "dirty little hamster" she replaced way back when Jersey's finest used to crash in the Shore House. Last season, Angelina paid her dues and earned her respect from the others, but now that Deena's back, there's bound to be some drama.
"It's not about you!" Deena is seen shouting at Angelina during a super heated moment.
The trailer also highlights some new, sure-to-be iconic drunk moments from Snooki, and for that alone, we are PUMPED.
"Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" Season 2B premieres Thursday, July 11 at 8 p.m. on MTV.
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