The ladies also told Andy Cohen they'd rather give up cheese than give up oral sex for the rest of their lives, if they had to choose.
And when the "Real Housewives of Orange County" star and "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" alum stopped by "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen" Tuesday night for a joint interview, all bets were off.
"You can't put lipstick on a pig. Sorry!" Kelly shouted after Andy played back a clip of the event she was invited to but declined to attend. Of her comment to Tamra Judge -- that she'd rather attend Vicki's funeral than go to her birthday party -- Dodd doesn't think it crossed the line.
She does, however, think Tamra telling Vicki what she said, followed by Vicki's tearful reaction, was "gaslighting." Tamra also called Kelly a "hoodrat," prompting Kelly to tell Andy that Tamra's "an uneducated stupidass."
A caller then asked Brandi what she thought about the Season 9 "RHOBH" reunion, where Camille Grammer walked off. Glanville called Grammer "stupid" for all the drama, adding, "I love her, but she's dumb as [f--k]."
When a second caller asked Brandi which Housewife she thought would do well on "Celebrity Big Brother," she was initially stumped. Andy said he felt Tamra would be great. Brandi agreed, adding, "Bitch is crazy," while Kelly noted, "She's shady as f--k."
The ladies then played a very entertaining game called "Take the BFF Test," where Cohen asked some pretty raunchy questions followed by two raunchy answer choices. For example, both Dodd and Glanville would rather give up cheese than give up oral sex for the rest of their lives, if they had to choose.
Watch the video below -- if being thoroughly entertained is your thing.
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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