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On Sunday's episode of "KUWTK," Mommy vents to Auntie Khloe about DadYe. Not sure we should be taking relationship advice from Auntie Khloe, but I guess crazier things have happened.

The woman behind Nori's Black Book -- a viral parody Instagram account written entirely in the voice of Kim Kardashian's sassy 5-year-old daughter -- is bringing her talents to TooFab.

Each week, "Nori" will be recapping new episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and giving us HER take on all the family drama.

(NOTE: The below was not actually written by North West.)

Sunday's "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" opened with Auntie Khloe, Scott and Mommy doing yoga. Mommy's awful braids were hurting her and she wanted to take them out. In the house, Scott tried to help her, but braids freak him out. Take note, Sofia Richie: NO BRAIDS! I don't care if the girls at sleep-away camp want to braid your hair -- it's a no-go.

Jen Atkins, the family's hairdresser, made her debut this episode. She went with Auntie Kendall on her Adidas world tour. We also let Jen do interviews with Auntie Kendall. We're at a point where we will literally let anyone on this show. Don't be surprised if you see Jaden Smith on next week's episode.

Back at Auntie Kourt's house, Mommy explained to Auntie Kourt that her and DadYe had a fight about their creative differences regarding her Instagram. Being the strong woman that she is, Mommy was adamant that no one was going to tell her what to post on her own Instagram, and that's that.

In the next scene, Mommy told everyone's favorite "why are you here" girl, Larsa Pippen, that Scott texted her saying he wanted another baby with Auntie Kourt. Mommy is a huge advocate for an Auntie Kourt and Scott reunion and would love for them to bring another Disick kid into this world, so she emailed the family to get their support and thoughts. Soon after the email was sent, Auntie Khloe called to tell Mommy that she left Auntie Kourt on the email. Mommy scrambled to try to cover up her mistake by calling Auntie Kourt, but she didn't answer. She also tried to call their mutual friend, Simon Huck, to help her, but he didn't answer either. This somehow became my fault because she assumed I was playing games on his phone and that that's why she couldn't get through. This is classic Mommy.

In Paris, Jen Atkin tried to convince Auntie Kendall to have some fun and take some time out for herself since she had two days off from work. Auntie Kendall said she was still trying to cope with her anxiety, but eventually, they decided to go to "Crazy Horse," horseback riding in Disneyland Paris. I believe all of Kendall's scenes were shot with an iPhone and edited by Mason.

Later at a Good American photo shoot, Auntie Kourt told Auntie Khloe that she cussed Mommy out over the email she sent to everyone about Scott wanting another baby. She said she felt the email was malicious. Auntie Khloe thought that Auntie Kourt was going to cry because that's all she's been doing this season, but luckily, she spared us in this scene.

In the car, Mommy and Auntie Khloe called Simon Huck to ask about Auntie Kourt, but somehow, my eating habits became a huge topic of discussion. When they finally got out of my business and asked about Auntie Kourt, they found out that she was really pissed off about the email. Simon said that Auntie Kourt thinks Mommy and Auntie Khloe have changed. Mommy admitted that she understood why Auntie Kourt was mad but said she needed to get over it.

In a later scene, Mommy and Auntie Khloe went to lunch, where Mommy did some more venting about DadYe. Mommy said that her and DadYe got into a fight over a Band-Aid. He just doesn't understand how he makes sure she's looking fly at all times, and yet, she can't get him a Band-Aid. He also used Saint to leverage guilt -- a technique I taught him. When you aren't getting what you want, just say "Oh, but you would do it for Saint" -- and boom! You get what you want.

Auntie Khloe told Mommy that she just needs to give DadYe a little more attention. Mommy agreed with her and decided to plan something cute for DadYe for Valentine's Day. Not sure we should be taking relationship advice from Auntie Khloe, but I guess crazier things have happened.

Back in Paris, Kendall and Jen Atkins talked about marriage. Auntie Kendall said she wasn't sure who she would marry or even if she would get married. She admitted that her problem is that she doesn't have a type. I applaud Auntie Kendall for taking her time. I'm tired of meeting new uncles and then saying goodbye to them. It's exhausting.

Meet me back here next week when I recap Episode 9 of my show.

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