Post Malone Pops Jimmy Fallon's Olive Garden Cherry -- And It's Exactly What We Need Today

Post Malone took Jimmy Fallon to his favorite restaurant of all time -- The Olive Garden -- for the best date of all time.

During the "Tonight Show" segment, the rapper and comedian rolled up to the Times Square Olive Garden in Posty's hot-pink Hummer limo. They left their blue Solo cups behind as they made their way to Fallon's very first dining experience at the chain restaurant.

After indulging on some free wine samples via curly straws, Post taught Fallon the proper way to consume Olive Garden's famous breadsticks -- with a "shitload of butter."

Next came the restaurant's legendary salad. "Can I get a laundry basket of croutons?" Post asked the server. Moments later, an actual laundry basket of croutons appeared. (Must be nice to be Post Malone.)

After devouring some chicken parm -- "extra crispy with rigatoni instead of spaghetti" -- Fallon managed to get their server and all her server friends to serenade Post with "Happy Birthday." (His actual birthday is nine months away.)

While enjoying the complimentary cake, Fallon told the birthday boy he got him a present.

"Back when I did 'Late Night,' we would tell everybody, 'When you're here, you're family,'" the comedian said. "And so the owners of Olive Garden -- even though I've never been to an Olive Garden -- they legally gave me the slogan, 'When you're here, you're family," because they were getting rid of it. They were phasing it out and getting a new slogan. So I legally own, 'When you're here, you're family.' And I want to transfer everything over to you."

"Jimothy. No, sir, you shouldn't have done this!" Posty replied, getting all emotional. "Oh, my God."

Happily, Post signed the document, making him the official owner of the former slogan of his favorite restaurant.

Happy early birthday, Posty!

When contacted by TooFab, a rep from Olive Garden said, "We truly mean it when we say, 'We're all family here,' and we're 'Better Now' that we know Post Malone and Jimmy Fallon love our breadsticks, salad and Chicken Parmigiana just as much as we do."

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