Warning: Like the show itself, there's some explicit language ahead!
Jon Rides a Dragon and Drogon's Jealous
Until now, we'd only see Dany and the Night King atop one of the mythical creatures, but on Sunday, Jon also went for a wild ride. He and his auntie/love interest soared over the North on separate beasts, before stopping for a waterfall-side smooch.
As they kissed, Drogon gave Jon quite a look -- one that was interpreted by viewers as outright jealous on the dragon's behalf.
After the episode aired, star Kit Harington opened up about filming the scene in question with a wince-inducing story about one of his testicles getting caught while shooting. That story, too, went viral.
Samwell Tarly had his first interaction with Dany last night and, well, it could have gone a lot better.
After he casually let his last name slip, the Mother of Dragons was hit with the revelation she killed her boyfriend-nephew's best friend's father and brother. She was honest with Sam about what happened, breaking the news to him bit by bit, as he proceeded to break down in tears.
As Cersei builds her army at King's Landing, Euron has been doing all he can to bed the queen. And while he successfully brought her the Golden Company and a fleet of warriors, he wasn't successful in securing her what she really wanted: elephants. She wasn't thrilled, but Twitter was.
While her quote, "You want a queen? Earn her," was one of the standouts of the night, Cersei still ended up hooking up with him ... perhaps to say he's the father of her baby (if she's actually pregnant).
Cersei reaction to no elephants is exactly how I am when Postmates forgets the extra spicy salsa.
The North may not be big enough for these two, as Sansa's first interactions with Dany were as cold as Winterfell itself. The Khaleesi picked up on the side-eye and biting remarks, telling Jon flat out that she didn't think Sansa liked her.
It's clear Sansa is respected in the North, while Dany and her army of newcomers aren't exactly welcome.
sansa stark is literally the only one with a brain like she's worried about food supplies THANK YOU and also knows that daenerys would kill everyone for the iron throne so she can't be trusted. but, AGAIN, y'all calling her a bitch for protecting the north. #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/w3adg8Edc1