"I guess it has come to the point that one cannot say nice things about Lisa without betraying the PuppyGate Girl Gang," Camille says.
To quickly review: Tuesday's episode of the Bravo series showed Camille expressing disappointment in the fact that LVP didn't attend her wedding, followed by her co-stars discovering an article in which Camille was quoted saying Lisa "encouraged" her to get married a second time and that she had been nothing but supportive of her. The women lost it -- both in the moment and during the "RHOBH After Show" -- saying Camille was two-faced, "flip-floppy" and "scared" of LVP.
Grammer was swift to hit back in her blog.
"Hello, all. It has been a while since I have written a blog," she shared Tuesday immediately following the episode. "My life has been rather eventful these past few months, so perhaps I have been oblivious to the rapid and dramatic swings of emotion among the ladies. Case in point -- I was completely caught by surprise by the comments emanating from the mouths of my so-called girlfriends from Beverly Hills that came to my wedding in Hawaii in their van ride to the airport."
"Rather than being happy for me, they found a pretext for condemning me just hours after my nuptials," she continued. "The origin of their derision was a PEOPLE magazine article in which I gave the interview a week before my wedding in which I acknowledged Lisa's words of encouragement to take the leap into marriage. I guess it has come to the point that one cannot say nice things about Lisa without betraying the PuppyGate Girl Gang. It appears that any positive words about LVP will put one in the doghouse, if not a kill shelter. This is surprising since some have been trying for weeks to get back in her good graces."
Camille was the only castmate who wasn't on the outs with Lisa after Dorit's Vanderpump Dogs-adopted pup ended up at a shelter other than Vanderpump Dogs, thus igniting this season's biggest storyline.
"On my end, I see no reason why I can't be disappointed that Lisa missed my wedding while also having empathy for her for the loss of her brother and her harsh treatment by the women of 'PuppyGate,'" Camille added before taking aim at Lisa Rinna for hurling the C-word at Kim Richards while dressed as Erika Jayne -- and Kyle Richards for not being more offended by it.
"The appearance of Kim Richards at her niece's birthday caused Lisa Rinna's channeling Erika Jane to lambast her," Camille wrote. "Maybe it was because it was Halloween, but that was downright weird, inappropriate and way over the top. I am also surprised that Kyle was not appalled and offended by it."
Grammer then turned her sights to Dorit: "Meanwhile, Dorit is still acting like the victim here when the victim was clearly Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. I am happy to learn she has subsequently upgraded her environs with a less high-maintenance owner. Atta girl, LLAJ! For the life of me, I still don't understand why the puppy wasn't returned to Vanderpump Dogs in the first place. That would have avoided all of this nonsense."
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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